Scientists have recently updated the Doomsday Clock, a symbolic device where midnight represents the human race’s annihilation by nuclear war.
The clock is now at five minutes to midnight, having been advanced by two minutes on Jan. 17.
Here are other signs of the impending apocalypse, that unfortunately, Doomsday officials have not taken into account.
+Conservatives in govermnent
+Quebec a non-smoking society
+George W. Bush a two-term president
+Farine Five Roses sign all lit-up
+Jacques Villeneuve to go into music industry
+Britney Spears procreated
+Unibroue owned by Japanese company
+Bob Barker retiring from The Price is Right
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