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by Archives March 24, 2009

Practice makes perfect! Stretch out those muscles, we don’t want you to pull a hammy. No hustle, no love. Keep your eye on the ball. Stick the needle in your butt because congress hates talking about your ass. Pretend you don’t speak English. Misremember.
These are all solid pieces of advice that any little leaguer will hear when working his way up to the Major Leagues. Not all will take the road paved with HGH, steroids and 15-year-old country singers (

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