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We all remember the 90s. Some of us were squealing newborn babies while others already walking, talking and making a damn nuisance of ourselves. Just like our parents look back fondly on the 70s and 80s, the 90s will always hold a special place in our hearts.

Aries March 21 – April 19

The 90s were the last decade of both the 20th century and the second millennium, but like they always say, we save the best for last. Finals are coming up and it’s the most stressful time of year, so don’t get discouraged just yet.

Taurus April 20 – May 20

For many of us the 90s were full of firsts, including our first email. You know what I mean partygurl_1234@hotmail.com. It’s crazy to think that the Internet has only been around for a couple decades. Make use of all your available resources; you don’t want to finish this semester knowing that just a little bit of extra effort could have helped you greatly.

Gemini May 21 – June 20

By the end of the 90s more than 50 per cent of Western countries had Internet access and more than 25 per cent of people had cell phones. That was 10 years ago. We are starting to rely very heavily on technology to get us through our days. Perhaps one day you should perform an experiment and see what it’s like to leave your crackberry at home.

Cancer June 21 – July 22

Digital SLRs and digital cameras became commercially available, which gave us the power to pick and choose which memories we wanted to keep and which we’d rather discard. At the same time, digital albums are never the same as having an old-school photo album you can flip through.

Leo July 23 – August 22

Pssh iPods. Back in the day we were rocking Walkmans and Discmans. Televisions are getting bigger and computers are getting smaller but music has always ruled our lives. Take some time to dig through your old CDs. You might be surprised by what you find.

Virgo August 23 – September 22

Nowadays everyone has a stand on every political, economic and social issue. On Feb. 26,1997 the first cloned mammal, Dolly the sheep, was reported in Scotland and the genetic debate has continued until now because some people are not able to see the other side of the argument. Don’t be one of those people.

Libra September 23 – October 22

The Spice Girls and the Backstreet Boys took over our lives as the ultimate idols. Now when we look back on it, a lot of us cringe while others still sing out loud and proud to “Spice Up Your Life.” Maybe the rest of us should be that fearless.

Scorpio October 23 – November 21

The World Health Organization reported that homosexuality will no longer be considered a disease in 1990. But after decades of debate, discrimination is still present in our society. Make a difference and stand up for the rights of others.

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21

Freddie Mercury and Kurt Cobain died during the early 90s but the impact they made on the lives of many still resonates today. Be one of those icons, if not to the world than to the people around you. And maybe try not to die young.

Capricorn December 22 – January 19

The Amazon Rainforest lost acres and acres of land during this decade, ending the careless behavior of the human race. Earth hour has just passed but that doesn’t mean you can’t be an environmentalist. It takes a little work from all of us to make a difference.

Aquarius January 20 – February 18

We played with Tamagotchis and discovered Doc Martens. Our greatest dilemma was who to play with on the playground and life seemed hard. Then we had to grow up. Life became hard for real and we forgot about the little things in life. Take a step back and look at everything you’ve done, all the small things that made a difference.

Pisces February 19 – March 20

Anime and manga made their worldwide mainstream debut during the 90s and some of us still wish we had time these days to wake up early and watch Pokémon on Cheez TV at 6 a.m. When looking back on our childhood we are always nostalgic and that’s okay, but there’s so much to look forward to.

“We’re young. We live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world. We might as well have fun while we can and save the serious stuff for later,” 500 Days of Summer.

Spring is officially here and summer vacation is just around the corner. Some of us will be relaxing by the pool and others will be slaving away at summer jobs. Most of us have thrown our winter coats and boots into the basement closet in favour of colourful spring jackets just in time for… some snowfall this week.


Aries March 21 – April 19
Have you ever had a dream and pictured the face of a person you don’t know? Apparently our subconscious takes in more information than we think. Our fingerprints don’t fade from the lives we touch and though we move on quickly, we can never deny that some of the most insignificant people in our lives make the most impact.

Taurus April 20 – May 20
Spring has always been the time for colourful scenery. Get lost in the beauty of everything you see, feel, smell. There are times when all we need is to take a break from the constant stress of life and just do nothing.


Gemini May 21 – June 20

There’s something about the spring that makes everything feel alive. It’s such a nice sensation to walk down the road at 6 p.m. when the sun is still shining. Doesn’t it just feel so satisfying to leave winter behind? Make sure not to stay cooped up.

Cancer June 21 – July 22
When finals come around and you’re anxiously waiting for your grades, don’t forget to speak your mind if someone crosses you. It doesn’t matter if your voice shakes or if your hands tremble, fuck that obnoxious T.A. because you do deserve a fair evaluation.

Leo July 23 – August 22
We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. So, why do we assume that everything we feel is written on our faces? Not everyone can read minds and not everyone cares to. Sometimes you have to learn to take care of yourself.


Virgo August 23 – September 22

We’re always told that everything that’s meant to be will work out perfectly but what about those things that supposedly aren’t meant to be? Is everything really done for a reason? Because some of those things just suck.


Libra September 23 – October 22

Sometimes we don’t see specific things until we are ready to see them in a certain way. Maybe one day you should stop fooling yourself and get back to reality, it’ll do you good.


Scorpio October 23 – November 21

You can’t fight fate. Destiny is inevitable. You hear this all the time when bad things happen. But why can’t you fight fate and why is destiny inevitable? Who gave fate and destiny the right to fuck with you, anyway? Take a hold of your life.


Sagittarius November 22 – December 21

We are lucky to live in a country where the four seasons are fully experienced. Spring is usually known as the season where everything regains its vitality so make the most of it and do something special and caring for yourself.

Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Just because you can’t see something doesn’t mean that it isn’t there. Sight isn’t your only sense, so why rely on it the most? Smell your way through your problems this week.

Aquarius January 20 – February 18
No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow. This is just a fancy way of reminding us that a silver lining is always there, even when we can’t see it. The light at the end of the tunnel, you get the point.


Pisces February 19 – March 20

Spring wouldn’t feel like such a lovely, warm season if winter wasn’t so terribly cold and dead. Prosperity and happiness would not seem so wonderful if we didn’t sometimes experience the hardships of life.

“We’re young. We live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world. We might as well have fun while we can and save the serious stuff for later,” 500 Days of Summer.

Spring is officially here and summer vacation is just around the corner. Some of us will be relaxing by the pool and others will be slaving away at summer jobs. Most of us have thrown our winter coats and boots into the basement closet in favour of colourful spring jackets just in time for… some snowfall this week.


Aries March 21 – April 19
Have you ever had a dream and pictured the face of a person you don’t know? Apparently our subconscious takes in more information than we think. Our fingerprints don’t fade from the lives we touch and though we move on quickly, we can never deny that some of the most insignificant people in our lives make the most impact.

Taurus April 20 – May 20
Spring has always been the time for colourful scenery. Get lost in the beauty of everything you see, feel, smell. There are times when all we need is to take a break from the constant stress of life and just do nothing.


Gemini May 21 – June 20

There’s something about the spring that makes everything feel alive. It’s such a nice sensation to walk down the road at 6 p.m. when the sun is still shining. Doesn’t it just feel so satisfying to leave winter behind? Make sure not to stay cooped up.

Cancer June 21 – July 22
When finals come around and you’re anxiously waiting for your grades, don’t forget to speak your mind if someone crosses you. It doesn’t matter if your voice shakes or if your hands tremble, fuck that obnoxious T.A. because you do deserve a fair evaluation.

Leo July 23 – August 22
We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. So, why do we assume that everything we feel is written on our faces? Not everyone can read minds and not everyone cares to. Sometimes you have to learn to take care of yourself.


Virgo August 23 – September 22

We’re always told that everything that’s meant to be will work out perfectly but what about those things that supposedly aren’t meant to be? Is everything really done for a reason? Because some of those things just suck.


Libra September 23 – October 22

Sometimes we don’t see specific things until we are ready to see them in a certain way. Maybe one day you should stop fooling yourself and get back to reality, it’ll do you good.


Scorpio October 23 – November 21

You can’t fight fate. Destiny is inevitable. You hear this all the time when bad things happen. But why can’t you fight fate and why is destiny inevitable? Who gave fate and destiny the right to fuck with you, anyway? Take a hold of your life.


Sagittarius November 22 – December 21

We are lucky to live in a country where the four seasons are fully experienced. Spring is usually known as the season where everything regains its vitality so make the most of it and do something special and caring for yourself.

Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Just because you can’t see something doesn’t mean that it isn’t there. Sight isn’t your only sense, so why rely on it the most? Smell your way through your problems this week.

Aquarius January 20 – February 18
No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow. This is just a fancy way of reminding us that a silver lining is always there, even when we can’t see it. The light at the end of the tunnel, you get the point.


Pisces February 19 – March 20

Spring wouldn’t feel like such a lovely, warm season if winter wasn’t so terribly cold and dead. Prosperity and happiness would not seem so wonderful if we didn’t sometimes experience the hardships of life.

All anybody can talk about right now is Tim Burton’s remake of Alice In Wonderland. Though some think that Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, or Lewis Carroll as he is better known, was an acid-tripping, psychotic genius with a penchant for young girls, Burton has proven time and time again that there is no outdoing him as the king of thought-provoking, mind-numbing, shit-stirring storytelling.

Aries March 21 – April 19
“I never get involved in politics,” the Cheshire Cat says, mysterious as always. If it’s not your battle to fight, don’t get involved. It’s as simple as that.

Taurus April 20 – May 20
“Sometimes I believe in six impossible things before breakfast,” says Alice. Well, if you believe that nothing is impossible, consider the fact that the impossible may be happening. Imagine all the little, life-altering changes that are going on every second.

Gemini May 21 – June 20
You can always rely on children to tell you the truth. Why is it that when we get older, the only thing we really, truly get good at doing is lying? Is it because truth lies in ignorant childishness? “If you’re hiding her, you will lose your heads,” says the Knave of Hearts. “Already lost them,” the Mad Hatter replies gleefully. Or are we just not aware of the consequences?

Cancer June 21 – July 22
“It would be nice if something made sense for a change,” complains Alice, but then where’s the adventure? The most exciting things come out of what we don’t know or understand.


Leo July 23 – August 22

“One person’s craziness is another person’s reality,” Tim Burton once said. To each his own and all the rest. Your opinion about something isn’t necessarily right or wrong but, then again, the same goes for the next person.

Virgo August 23 – September 22
Sometimes the wisest person is the person you least expect to have anything worth saying. Sometimes the smartest person is the smallest person in the room. After all, not everyone worth listening to is the size of a giant.

Libra September 23 – October 22
Remember when your mother used to always tell you to “agree to disagree?” Maybe she was right. If you take a look back at all of the fights you’ve had in the past, it’s possible you could have saved a lot of time.

Scorpio October 23 – November 21
We all have the liberty of bragging rights, but it goes without saying that some big-headed people really just need to be taken down a notch or two. “My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court,” the Red Queen exclaims. Most people appear nice on the surface, but this doesn’t say much for who they are.

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
We all escaped to a dreamland when we were younger. In fact, some of us may still visit every now and then. “There’s a place like no other place on earth, a land full of wonder, mystery and danger. Some say to survive it you need to be as mad as a hatter.” In the end, reality always draws us back and as some of us get older, we forget what it’s like to dream. Don’t grow up too much.

Capricorn December 22 – January 19
In this day and age, there’s really no excuse for someone to be late and not say anything. “Alice, you’re terribly late you know, naughty,” winks the Mad Hatter. Don’t do it. It’s just not courteous. You might even end up ruining somebody’s day.

Aquarius January 20 – February 18
“This is impossible,” says Alice. “Only if you believe it is,” the Mad Hatter replies. When we were younger, we were taught that nothing is impossible. In high school this is emphasized by our math teachers: “nothing is impossible, everything is probability.” But what if there are impossibilities in this world? Don’t spend your time trying to decipher useless things. Life goes by fast, so make the most if it.

Pisces February 19 – March 20
Quirky people always get made fun of in life, but are deeply appreciated in death. People have been arguing for years over what is “normal,” but really, who cares? “You’re entirely bonkers, but I’ll tell you a secret, all the best people are,” says Alice.

All anybody can talk about right now is Tim Burton’s remake of Alice In Wonderland. Though some think that Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, or Lewis Carroll as he is better known, was an acid-tripping, psychotic genius with a penchant for young girls, Burton has proven time and time again that there is no outdoing him as the king of thought-provoking, mind-numbing, shit-stirring storytelling.

Aries March 21 – April 19
“I never get involved in politics,” the Cheshire Cat says, mysterious as always. If it’s not your battle to fight, don’t get involved. It’s as simple as that.

Taurus April 20 – May 20
“Sometimes I believe in six impossible things before breakfast,” says Alice. Well, if you believe that nothing is impossible, consider the fact that the impossible may be happening. Imagine all the little, life-altering changes that are going on every second.

Gemini May 21 – June 20
You can always rely on children to tell you the truth. Why is it that when we get older, the only thing we really, truly get good at doing is lying? Is it because truth lies in ignorant childishness? “If you’re hiding her, you will lose your heads,” says the Knave of Hearts. “Already lost them,” the Mad Hatter replies gleefully. Or are we just not aware of the consequences?

Cancer June 21 – July 22
“It would be nice if something made sense for a change,” complains Alice, but then where’s the adventure? The most exciting things come out of what we don’t know or understand.


Leo July 23 – August 22

“One person’s craziness is another person’s reality,” Tim Burton once said. To each his own and all the rest. Your opinion about something isn’t necessarily right or wrong but, then again, the same goes for the next person.

Virgo August 23 – September 22
Sometimes the wisest person is the person you least expect to have anything worth saying. Sometimes the smartest person is the smallest person in the room. After all, not everyone worth listening to is the size of a giant.

Libra September 23 – October 22
Remember when your mother used to always tell you to “agree to disagree?” Maybe she was right. If you take a look back at all of the fights you’ve had in the past, it’s possible you could have saved a lot of time.

Scorpio October 23 – November 21
We all have the liberty of bragging rights, but it goes without saying that some big-headed people really just need to be taken down a notch or two. “My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court,” the Red Queen exclaims. Most people appear nice on the surface, but this doesn’t say much for who they are.

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
We all escaped to a dreamland when we were younger. In fact, some of us may still visit every now and then. “There’s a place like no other place on earth, a land full of wonder, mystery and danger. Some say to survive it you need to be as mad as a hatter.” In the end, reality always draws us back and as some of us get older, we forget what it’s like to dream. Don’t grow up too much.

Capricorn December 22 – January 19
In this day and age, there’s really no excuse for someone to be late and not say anything. “Alice, you’re terribly late you know, naughty,” winks the Mad Hatter. Don’t do it. It’s just not courteous. You might even end up ruining somebody’s day.

Aquarius January 20 – February 18
“This is impossible,” says Alice. “Only if you believe it is,” the Mad Hatter replies. When we were younger, we were taught that nothing is impossible. In high school this is emphasized by our math teachers: “nothing is impossible, everything is probability.” But what if there are impossibilities in this world? Don’t spend your time trying to decipher useless things. Life goes by fast, so make the most if it.

Pisces February 19 – March 20
Quirky people always get made fun of in life, but are deeply appreciated in death. People have been arguing for years over what is “normal,” but really, who cares? “You’re entirely bonkers, but I’ll tell you a secret, all the best people are,” says Alice.

Horoscopes, or rather, things to ponder
Last week, I watched a lecture video called “A Universe From Nothing’ by Lawrence Krauss (also known as “We’re All Fucked’). Now, I know nothing of physics or cosmology and barely made it through my high school science class without falling asleep, but this lecture got me thinking about the origins of the universe and the hilarity in which we see ourselves as the universe’s most important beings…

Aries March 21 – April 19
Our species has evolved so much over time, especially in terms of technology (God bless you, Blackberry). Do something amazing in life, something you’ll be remembered for until the apocalypse arrives. You don’t have to find a cure for cancer but hey, why not give it a shot?

Taurus April 20 – May 20
Today you might be reading this issue of the Concordian, completely intrigued and falsely hopeful that your horoscope will dictate the rest of your life’s choices. Well, truthfully, tomorrow you might be dead. Anything can happen, so ponder what life holds for you in the mean time. Don’t sit around waiting for death to scoop you up or take you by the hand. Be proactive, don’t buy Proactiv.

Gemini May 21 – June 20
Did you know that our race constitutes only one per cent of beings in the universe? The most humble people are the ones that get stepped on the most. So yes, you have permission to be a bitch every now and again. Go ahead, remind everyone who the real boss is.

Cancer June 21 – July 22
Since when did we start believing everything scientists say? They’re always wrong anyway. Think about this &- there will always be that scientist, doctor, dentist (you get the idea) who barely scraped by in school. They’re fixing your teeth and operating on you, you know? Make up your own mind and don’t always take what others say for granted.

Leo July 23 – August 22
Having humility isn’t about being embarrassed, contrary to what some may think. Humility is understanding that in this world, you know nothing. Get off your high horse and admit that sometimes, yes, maybe sometimes, you are completely and utterly wrong.

Virgo August 23 – September 22
Times may be stressful now but be grateful for the educational opportunities presented to you on this silver platter called government funding. Take your time to soak up every bit of information that comes your way and learn from it. The longer you wait to experience life, the less you will see and the less you will learn.

Libra September 23 – October 22
The future does not always hold the truth. So remember what you have learned and what you have been taught and bring it with you when you start the next chapter of your life.

Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Those who try to dominate others will be lonely and ignorant. Not everyone else enjoys the sound of your voice as much as you do and for sure nobody likes a bossy-puss. Stop being a control freak and let someone else hold the reins every now and then.

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
You won’t live forever, so do the best you can. It may seem devastating now that you failed that test or disappointed yourself, but in the long run what is going to count is the good and honesty in your heart, not the letters on that report card at the end of the year.


Capricorn December 22 – January 19

What you may consider a significant moment in your life may mean nothing to someone next to you. Talking about what you did today is like talking about what you did tomorrow, useless and often uninteresting. If you want people to take an interest in your life, perhaps you should return the favour.

Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Krauss repeatedly mentions that “rare events happen all the time, even life.” What you experience today will be nothing compared to what you experience tomorrow. Brace yourself.

Pisces February 19 – March 20
We live in a universe, says Krauss, that is dominated by nothing. Yet, we are able to make something of it for ourselves. What is the one unforgettable thing you want to do in life? Though we may all have goals, only a handful of us are brave enough to risk everything in order to try, to believe and to succeed. Are you one of them?

Horoscopes or rather, things to ponder
With midterm and assignments haunting us wherever we go, everybody on campus has upped their cuss output. So let us all take a breath of fresh air, look fondly back on our not-so Spring break, break and kill our finals till they’re…you know, dead.

Aries March 21 to April 19
Whoever said time is of the essence lied. Take your time, enjoy life, and procrastinate on that assignment worth 40 per cent of your final grade. In the words of a very wise second-year communications student, “Fuck the man!”

Taurus April 20 to May 20
A 12-year-old girl once heard a quote: “Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.” And the weather is perfect for that right now. Forget about the person who majorly screwed you over a few months ago, life goes on. Negativity never did anyone any good.

Gemini May 21 to June 20
For what reason do we listen to others when they give us advice on personal matters? Why do we always fool ourselves by listening to what others recommend or suggest? Take control of yourself, make your own decisions and forget what everyone else thinks.

Cancer June 21 to July 22
You will never learn to respect yourself or anyone else unless you are able to respect your parents first. These are the people who taught you everything you know, good or bad, selfish or generous. Filial piety, yo.

Leo July 23 August 22
You may be a hotshot now, but remember all of the small people you’ve stepped on when you are clawing your way up the success ladder. Who knows, you might need them when you fall flat on your big fat corporate ass. “Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.”

Virgo August 23 Sept. 22
A thought or idea is worth so much more than material goods. Apparently George Bernard Shaw said once, “If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” Share an idea today.

Libra Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.” Isn’t Oscar Wilde inspirational? Think about that and apply it in your life.

Scorpio Oct. 23 to Nov. 22
Midterms are almost over and sure you’re stressed out, but try not to lose your temper over anything stupid. You may only lose your cool for a minute or so, but the consequences could be disastrous. In other words, if you have to scream, don’t take it out on the wrong person!

Sagittarius Nov 23. to Dec 21
Do something for yourself. That’s it. Just do it. Do it now. Life comes to an end only when you give up hope on yourself. So do not let it happen just yet. Life is short and the greatest obstacle to happiness is always the expectation of too great a happiness.

Capricorn Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
You can’t turn back the clock. So instead of looking backwards, try looking forward and admire what the future holds for you. After all, there are surprises behind every door, window, bush, small child…you get the idea.


Aquarius Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

Ponder this: Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired, but is the price you pay for confidence worth it? Holding onto what you can touch and hold is absolutely nothing compared to what you can give and share with others.

Pisces Feb. 19 to March 20
Why so serious? Life isn’t that bad. After all, “You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.” So go laugh at something, perhaps at that guy who just fell down the stairs…

Horoscopes or rather, things to ponder
With midterm and assignments haunting us wherever we go, everybody on campus has upped their cuss output. So let us all take a breath of fresh air, look fondly back on our not-so Spring break, break and kill our finals till they’re…you know, dead.

Aries March 21 to April 19
Whoever said time is of the essence lied. Take your time, enjoy life, and procrastinate on that assignment worth 40 per cent of your final grade. In the words of a very wise second-year communications student, “Fuck the man!”

Taurus April 20 to May 20
A 12-year-old girl once heard a quote: “Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.” And the weather is perfect for that right now. Forget about the person who majorly screwed you over a few months ago, life goes on. Negativity never did anyone any good.

Gemini May 21 to June 20
For what reason do we listen to others when they give us advice on personal matters? Why do we always fool ourselves by listening to what others recommend or suggest? Take control of yourself, make your own decisions and forget what everyone else thinks.

Cancer June 21 to July 22
You will never learn to respect yourself or anyone else unless you are able to respect your parents first. These are the people who taught you everything you know, good or bad, selfish or generous. Filial piety, yo.

Leo July 23 August 22
You may be a hotshot now, but remember all of the small people you’ve stepped on when you are clawing your way up the success ladder. Who knows, you might need them when you fall flat on your big fat corporate ass. “Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.”

Virgo August 23 Sept. 22
A thought or idea is worth so much more than material goods. Apparently George Bernard Shaw said once, “If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” Share an idea today.

Libra Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.” Isn’t Oscar Wilde inspirational? Think about that and apply it in your life.

Scorpio Oct. 23 to Nov. 22
Midterms are almost over and sure you’re stressed out, but try not to lose your temper over anything stupid. You may only lose your cool for a minute or so, but the consequences could be disastrous. In other words, if you have to scream, don’t take it out on the wrong person!

Sagittarius Nov 23. to Dec 21
Do something for yourself. That’s it. Just do it. Do it now. Life comes to an end only when you give up hope on yourself. So do not let it happen just yet. Life is short and the greatest obstacle to happiness is always the expectation of too great a happiness.

Capricorn Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
You can’t turn back the clock. So instead of looking backwards, try looking forward and admire what the future holds for you. After all, there are surprises behind every door, window, bush, small child…you get the idea.


Aquarius Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

Ponder this: Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired, but is the price you pay for confidence worth it? Holding onto what you can touch and hold is absolutely nothing compared to what you can give and share with others.

Pisces Feb. 19 to March 20
Why so serious? Life isn’t that bad. After all, “You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.” So go laugh at something, perhaps at that guy who just fell down the stairs…