“Over Anchorage, AK. Looking everywhere but can’t see Russia from here. Will keep you updated as search continues.” – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger tweets from plane over Alaska (@Schwarzenegger)
“Kim Kardashian makes me long for the days when girls like her were hired to show prizes on game shows and we never had to hear them speak.” – Kelly Oxford (@kellyoxford)
“Man… whatever happened to my antique fish tank?” – Kanye West (@kanyewest)
“Michaele Salahi may pose in Playboy. Salahi said her main motivation for posing in Playboy is the fact that no one’s invited her to.” – Jimmy Fallon, on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on the female half of the infamous White House party-crashing couple.