Lance Armstrong now has the same number of Tour de France titles as A-Rod.
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 22, 2012
Average Joe’s gym been stripped of Dodgeball triumph over Globo Gym because Peter La Fleur’s motivational speech featured Lance Armstrong.
— John Cross (@johncrossmirror) October 22, 2012
I don’t understand how Lance Armstrong did drugs while cycling. I fall off mine aftera half of shandy.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) October 22, 2012
Haven’t been following sports in a few years. How are my heroes Tiger Woods and Lance Armstrong doing?
— Matthew Robinson (@MrMattRobinson) October 22, 2012
Let Lance Armstrong be a lesson, kids: if you take drugs you can only be incredibly successful and famous and rich for QUITE A LONG TIME.
— John Moe (@johnmoe) October 22, 2012