wankers

Wankers! Bloody wankers! The whole lot of them
wankers! The wankiness of recent letters to the editor is
intolerable. We must unite and bring an end to this
madness! Let’s start CSUAW (Concordia Students
United Against Wankers). This organization will bring
about a major revolution on an international, possibly
intergalactic scale by eliminating wankers wherever they
stand. We’ll search the bottom of the oceans for em, the
depts of Hell even. No wankers must survive! We must
perform wankercide, otherwise we are doomed!
DOOMED!

from John Brighton
3rd year student of scuba-welding

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