10. The Eye and Sur le Seuil
There are directors who use their low budget to push themselves creatively. Then there are the others who try to play with the big boys, despite barely having enough money to buy a pack of gum.
The result for these two Hollywood horror movie wannabes was that they made their audiences suffer a far worse fate than any of the characters in their films.
9. Spider
One of the best Canadian filmmakers ever, David Cronenberg proved that even the mighty can fall. Spider might be fascinating if only two digits are required to establish your I.Q. But for the rest of us who figured everything out long before Spider was over, it felt like watching paint dry.
8. Stupidity
Canadian documentary filmmaker Albert Nerenberg wasted seventy-five minutes trying to figure out what stupidity is.
Maybe looking at his own documentary would have helped him out a little. Stupidity is simplistic, cheap, and just downright stupid.
7. Open Range
Most critics praised Kevin Costner’s rekindling of the western genre. Too bad that it used every single clich
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