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A day in the life of Condoleezza Rice

by Archives November 29, 2006

8:00 a.m.: Wakes up to alarm set to tune of Star Wars’ “Imperial March”.

10:00 a.m.: Prepares for a meeting with President Bush, gets out the “really colourful charts.”

11:00 a.m.: While in Oval Office, gets caught muttering, “I’ll have to redecorate this office in 2008.”

12:30 p.m.: Lunch with Hillary Clinton. Clinton gives tips on how to conceal actually being the smartest one in the White House.

2:00 p.m.: Wonders why when Dick Cheney enters a room, the temperature suddenly drops.

2:01 p.m.: Also wonders why never sees Cheney in daylight.

4:30 p.m.: Amazed at the fact that she can play complicated piano concertos, was youngest person in Stanford’s history to hold the position of Provost, and still has to say sentences like, “No Mr. President, we cannot add Mordor to the ‘Axis of Evil’. It’s a fictional place, sir.”

5:00 p.m.: Refrains from cringing when Bush says “nukular” once more.

6:00 p.m.: At Republican supper, re-enacts a scene from The Sixth Sense and whimpers, “I see old white people.”

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