Canadian stay-at-home mom Kelly Oxford is one funny lady. When she’s not tweeting about her kids’ hilarious antics, she’s ripping into politicians, celebrities or… anyone really. Follow her on Twitter at @kellyoxford. Follow us at @TheConcordian.
– My 6yr old son to my 9yr old daughter when he found out Willow Smith is also 9: “You are so lazy”
– Me: “You can’t drink beer and drive a car” 6 yr old son: “Right, because you might spill your beer.”
– Heidi Montag would be worth a lot more money if she had been left in her box.