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Juniors go miniature

For every Dinosaur Jr. fan who’s longed to gently cradle the band in their arms, you can thank the doll makers at Mediodescocido for making your creepy dreams a little more feasible. Apparently the Argentine artists were so impressed by the band’s 2012 album I Bet On Sky, that they’ve have fashioned a trio of dolls in honor of J Mascis, Lou Barlow and Murph. The miniature musicians are completely hand-painted, one-of-a-kind, 35 centimetre dolls packaged in a custom box made to resemble the album’s art. The doll designers have even thrown in skateboard and guitar accessories to complete the package. Unfortunately, the junior Dinosaur Jr.s are not for sale, which means you’ll have to find something else with which to stuff your Christmas stockings. But if you’re dead-set on getting your hands on something Dinosaur Jr.-related, you could always pick up the J Mascis Throbblehead bobblehead that came out earlier this year.

 

He must still be at war with the mystics

About two weeks ago, The Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne tweeted “Sorry Sorry Sorry!! Everyone that was inconvenienced because of my grenade at OKC airport!!” and yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. The singer allegedly brought a grenade or grenade-like object with him to the Will Rogers Airport in Oklahoma City and prompted the TSA to shut down the airport, which meant that a number of passengers missed their flights.

“I was stuck near the food court, wasn’t able to cross the airport to get to my gate. Flight left without me, all because of Wayne Coyne,” one unlucky passenger told local blog The Lost Ogle.

“I think Wayne Coyne should reimburse me, at a minimum I want to drop acid with him and Yoko Ono. Can you help me out to let Wayne know that his music is fucking weird and I could use that $1000 ASAP. Thanks.”

 

Wu-Tang is for the children

It seems that Wu-Tang Clan’s GZA must have done some serious background research for his upcoming album Dark Matter, as he’s now preparing to play on the role of science teacher in a new physics program aimed at inner-city kids. The rapper, in collaboration with Columbia University professor Christopher Emdin and rap lyric site Rap Genius, will be testing out a pilot project to bring hip-hop to science classrooms in 10 New York City public schools. The idea is to get students to formulate their own science-themed rhymes in order to learn course material, the best of which will be featured on the Rap Genius website.

“You never know. This could turn into something in the future as big as the spelling bee,” GZA said. “A hip-hop cypher is the perfect pedagogical moment, where someone’s at the helm of a conversation, and then one person stops and another picks up. There’s equal turns at talking,” Emdin added. “When somebody has a great line, the whole audience makes a ‘whoo’, which is positive reinforcement.”

 

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Big Boi’s one that got away

Outkast rapper Big Boi’s upcoming album Vicious Lies And Dangerous Rumors boasts an all star cast of collaborators, with big names like Ludacris, Kelly Rowland, Kid Cudi and T.I. having already lent their talent to the rapper’s second studio album. As Big Boi told The Village Voice, though, there was one noticeable exception to the A-list roll call; his Outkast mate, Andre 3000.  “He could’ve been on any song he wanted to. I gave the motherfucker about five songs, but I guess he was just too busy,” said Big Boi. “He said he had to do some Gillette shit.” Though the comment, referencing the series of Gillette ads the Hey Ya! hitmaker starred in, spawned laughter during the interview, Big Boi made sure they knew he was serious. “No for real. He said he had some contractual obligations.” Vicious Lies And Dangerous Rumors is set to drop on Dec. 11.

 

Did they try to shake him out?

In terms of embarrassing reasons to miss a gig, this one’s way up there. Florence and the Machine drummer Chris Hayden nearly missed his band’s BBC Radio 2 In Concert show because he couldn’t get himself out of the bathroom. “I didn’t know whether to say it on stage because I didn’t want to embarrass him, but he got trapped in the loo. He was screaming,” said singer Florence Welch. “He got really freaked out. We could hear him trying to bash the door down, and they had to take the door off its hinges, so my Dad did offer to stand in. But he did escape.” Thankfully, the band was able to play on time for presenter Jo Whiley’s Radio 2 show, but the question still remains: if you didn’t want to embarrass him, why did you tell the media about it?

 

Will it feature little pink haunted houses?

After more than a decade of working on the project, John Mellencamp and Stephen King’s musical Ghost Brothers of Darkland County will soon reach completion. The musical deals with two sets of brothers fighting over a woman, 30 years apart in the same cabin. Mellencamp originally hatched the basic idea in the late nineties while spending time in his cabin in Bloomington, Indiana — which he claims is haunted. As far as splitting duties goes, each man has a clear idea of what they contribute to the project.  “It was Steve’s job to tell the story,” said Mellencamp. “It was my job to develop the characters through songs. That’s different than most musicals. The best example of that is My Fair Lady. They had a story with Pygmalion, so they just stuck songs in there.” Though an early version of the show ran in Atlanta earlier this year and there was a recent table reading in New York for investors, there are no plans to put the show on Broadway just yet. “John believes in reaching for the stars in everything he does,” said King. “But a lot of Broadway these days is fucking Disneyland. It’s blue-haired ladies from Westchester County. They come in buses and they want to see Aida or the Lion King. It’s almost like an amusement park.” If you’re interested in seeing the early version of the show, a CD/DVD deluxe edition, which will feature the soundtrack, handwritten lyrics and a mini-documentary about the making of the musical will go on sale March 19.

 

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Moore makes musical “murder” musing

Last week, thousands of masked protesters observed Nov. 5 by protesting at Britain’s House of Parliament, re-enacting the final scene from the 2005 movie V for Vendetta, and Alan Moore, creator of the graphic novel that inspired the masked mobs, decided to provide them with a soundtrack. The graphic novelist released a song in support of the group on the Occupation Records label entitled “The Decline of English Murder.” The title is a nod to a 1946 George Orwell essay, and the song itself features Moore sing-talking over sparse instrumentation provided by Joe Brown. The lyrics deal with the greed of the banking industry and the failings of government. Those lucky enough to have purchased the track online on Nov. 5  were entered into a draw to win a Guy Fawkes masked signed by Moore himself. Though the draw is over, the track can still be downloaded from Occupation Records’ website for about $1.60, with all proceeds going to the Occupy movement.

 

Brace yourselves, musicians are coming

If you’ve ever looked at the drummer from Coldplay and thought to yourself “Now there’s a guy I’d like to see in a gritty, medieval television series,” your prayers have been answered. Will Champion is set to have a cameo appearance in the upcoming season of HBO’s fantasy show Game of Thrones. As Champion is a drummer by trade, his cameo will consist of him, well, drumming. Though we don’t yet know how this will come up in the show, fans are speculating that he might be drumming in a band at a wedding. Another musician to enter the world of George R. R. Martin next year will be Snow Patrol singer Gary Lightbody, though we don’t know under what capacity he’ll be appearing.

 

But how will I know who’s cool?

Composer Thomas Bergersen, who has worked on several movie trailers and films, came out in defense of dubstep and other “unpopular” music forms in a lengthy Facebook post last week.

“People identify themselves through music, and express themselves through their taste in music. Sometimes people get so caught up in the attributions of genres that they forget what music is about in the first place,” he writes. “They limit themselves to certain styles because their mind is not free. Music can and should be enjoyed across all genres, regardless of social value, political statement, mainstream success, stigma and so on, because great talent is to be found in every aspect of art, from the popular to the most obscure and unknown.” He ends his post by asking readers to reject the herd mentality when it comes to music and “cultivate that which resonates within you, not what resonates with others.”

 

May the pants be with you

Through the constant campaigning, speech giving and handshaking across the country is probably what won Barack Obama his second term in the White House, Katy Perry admitted to having tipped the odds in his favor by giving the president elect a pair of lucky Y-front briefs with his face on them. Perry reportedly spent nearly £200 on the underthings at a store in Hampstead in north London. “She was delighted when she got to hand him a pair at a political rally just before he won, “ a source told the UK Sun. “Katy’s been saying he won because of the lucky pants.”

 

 

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Music In The News: Yoko Ono, Nickelback, Nirvana memorabilia

“Don’t blame Yoko!”

In an hour long interview set to air on Al Jazeera English this month, Paul McCartney has finally cleared up something that has been pestering Beatles fans for decades; did Yoko Ono cause the fab four to break up? “She certainly didn’t break the group up, the group was breaking up,” says McCartney, who took the opportunity to offer some praise for Ono’s influence on former bandmate John Lennon. The former Beatle claimed that if it wasn’t for the avant garde outlook she introduced him to, Lennon might never have penned such classic songs as his 1971 hit “Imagine.” “I don’t think he would have done that without Yoko, so I don’t think you can blame her for anything. When Yoko came along, part of her attraction was her avant garde side, her view of things, so she showed him another way to be, which was very attractive to him. So it was time for John to leave, he was definitely going to leave [one way or another].” Though he did admit that he found Ono’s presence during recording vexing, he says the real wedge driver for the group was Allan Klein, the businessman who tried to take over after their manager Brian Epstein died in 1967.

 

Couldn’t find an actual fan, I guess

In a new interview with Men’s Health Magazine, Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger related a cringe-inducing story from his band’s early tour days. The anecdote involves a tour stop in Germany, boredom, roughly $375 in cash, genitalia and metal fan blades—the exact combination of which you’d best read straight from the source. “In a back room in the venue where we were playing, there was an old fan with a metal blade. I don’t remember the last time I saw a fan with a metal blade. And we paid the drum tech…. Oh god, I forget the exact amount. I think we got the pot up to about 600 deutschmarks.” That pot, Kroeger goes on to intimate, went towards convincing their unfortunate drum tech to “stick his johnson in the fan,” to the delight of band and crewmembers, who reportedly filmed the incident. “I can still hear the ‘bleh-bleh-blehhhhhhh’ of the blade slowly sputtering to a stop, and this blood-curdling scream. It was fantastic.”

 

For sale: one bass, slightly destroyed

Are you a fan of Nirvana? Bass guitars? How about stuff broken by famous people? If you answered yes to all three questions, Christie’s London auction house has the perfect item of music memorabilia for you; Kris Novoselic’s smashed up bass guitar, as seen in the “Smells Like Teen Spirit” video. The bass, a Zen-On which was purchased by Novoselic from a pawn shop with the express intent of smashing it on screen, is estimated to sell for between $25,000 and $40,000 at auction in Christie’s entertainment memorabilia sale on Nov. 29. Also up for auction is a personally inscribed copy of Bob Dylan’s High school yearbook and the original whip used in the Indiana Jones movies.

 

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Music In The News: Lady Gaga, Drake, James Blunt

The Roots of the classics 

New York University music students are in for a treat this spring as musical Renaissance man and The Roots drummer Questlove is reportedly on board to teach a course entitled Classic Albums. The idea for the course was partly inspired by an NPR intern’s lackluster review of Public Enemy’s seminal It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back. The NPR interns were asked to review classic albums they’d never heard before, and after writing that, given the choice, he’d rather “blast Drake’s infectiously triumphant mp3s every time,” Questlove responded saying it was his job to find out why an album is considered a classic. “He’s one of the smartest people in music, besides being a fantastic musician,” said associate professor of Recorded Music Jason King. “We thought [this class] would speak to his strengths.” The two-credit class will reportedly cover such notable albums as Michael Jackson’s Thriller, Led Zeppelin’s IV, Aretha Franklin’s Lady Soul and Beastie Boys’ Paul’s Boutique, among others.

 

Gaga’s La Vie en Toes

Lady Gaga’s long-time interest in French singer Edith Piaf has taken a turn for the bizarre, as she is reportedly in talks to buy a number of items once owned by the star, such as clothes, shoes, perfume bottles, private letters and even her toenail clippings. Gaga’s people are also looking into buying footage of Piaf’s first filmed performance, as well as licensing some of her songs from EMI. The “Just Dance” singer’s love for the French star has been apparent of late; she’s been playing the icon’s music as an entrance theme at parties and has even requested a party be held at Piaf’s hometown during Paris Fashion week.

 

Didn’t he graduate from Degrassi?

Ontarian rapper Drake announced his latest accomplishment via twitter last Wednesday; he finally made it through high school. “97% on my final exam. 88% in the course. One of the greatest feelings in my entire life. As of tonight I have graduated high school!” Drake, 25, dropped out of high school to pursue his acting career on Degrassi: The Next Generation, but says an invite to be a guest coach for the University of Kentucky inspired him to get his diploma. “I never really got like a great school experience. And when [University of Kentucky’s] Coach Cal asked me to come here for the first Midnight Madness it just really gave me a sense of school, a sense of love, a sense of belonging to something,” said the new graduate, adding that he felt he belonged to the U of Kentucky family and was “inspired by UK, inspired by these boys right here.”

 

Goodbye my lover

Ladies, get your hankies. If you haven’t yet caught this English crooner’s live rendition of “You’re Beautiful,” you may have missed your chance. James Blunt revealed to a reporter at The Daily Mail over the weekend that he is officially calling it quits on the music industry. “I just want to take some time out for myself. I haven’t got any plans to do more songwriting,” said Blunt. “I have been chilling out since I finished my world tour and I’ve spent a lot of time in Ibiza, where I have a villa.” Twitter had a field day with the announcement, even Blunt joined in tweeting “I’m pretty sure Adele and James Blunt were dumped by the same man.”

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Music in the News: Nelly, Stevie Nicks, Led Zeppelin

Oh, is that what ‘pimp juice’ is?

Grammy-award winning rapper Nelly ran into a bit of trouble last week when border-patrol officers performed a routine search of his tour bus that turned up more than half an ounce of heroin, 10 pounds of marijuana and a loaded .45-caliber pistol. Nelly and his crew were detained but eventually set free once a man named Keith Jones admitted the illegal articles were his and was subsequently arrested.  “I’m not gone front I’m MAD as Hell about this,” Nelly tweeted, “2have some1 who works 4u n who u call a friend 4 ova 10years jeopardize ur life WTF?… No excuses for wad he did!” Oddly enough, the search occurred at the now-infamous Sierra Blanca checkpoint in Texas, where musicians such as Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg and most recently Fiona Apple were all arrested for drug possession.

 

Nicks nixes threatening Nicki’s neck

Fleetwood Mac singer Stevie Nicks has apologized for her hostile statements regarding Nicki Minaj after the rapper reportedly threatened Mariah Carey on the set of American Idol. “I’m not fucking putting up with her fucking highness over there,” said Minaj in a spat between the two performers during a filming of the show. In an interview with the Daily Mail, Nicks stated her opinion bluntly: “How dare this little girl! . . . If I had been Mariah, I would have walked over to Nicki and strangled her to death right there.” Now the “Edge of Seventeen” singer has thought twice about her harsh words. “I want to apologize for my remarks about Nicki Minaj’s behavior toward Mariah Carey, which I said during a long and exhausting day of interviews.” Nicks said that the comment was completely out of character and that she truly regretted having said it. “I feel very protective toward Mariah Carey, who has gone through many difficulties in her life, and I spoke without thinking. I think all artists should be respectful toward one another and that includes me. I am truly sorry.”

 

Communication breakdown

The media got to share an uncomfortable moment with Led Zeppelin last week as a press conference for the band’s new DVD Celebration Day, which documents their 2005 reunion show at the O2 arena, went a little sour. “There’s a masseuse in here who’s not a journalist. I think that’s ever so exciting,” said a visibly annoyed Robert Plant early on. Soon after, a radio host commended the new film, but claimed it might not “quench the thirst of those who wished to see you in the flesh” to which the band remained silent, until Jimmy Page replied simply, “Sorry!” Rumors and questions regarding a possible Led Zeppelin reunion swirled around the conference, which Plant addressed obliquely, speaking about the O2 concert: “There were moments where we took off . . . but the responsibility of doing that four nights a week for the rest of time is a different thing. We’re pretty good at what we do but the tail should never wag the dog, really.”

 

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Music in the News: Underoath, Foo Fighters, the Smiths

Broken oath

Fans of Christian metalcore band Underoath received some bad news last week when the band announced they had decided to call it quits. “It’s sad to say that we feel like it’s time to close this chapter, but we have never seen things more clearly,” said frontman Spencer Chamberlain in a press release. “These have been the best years of my entire life, and I owe that to every single person who ever supported this band along the way. This wasn’t a quick decision by any means. It’s just time for us to move on.” They won’t be leaving fans high and dry however, as they are currently prepping for a final tour to close out the band’s legacy. “We are taking every moment of this tour as an opportunity to say goodbye to you all, as well as celebrate what has taken place over all these years,” said keyboardist Chris Dudley. “The love we have and the debt of gratitude that we owe to all of you is not able to be measured in any way.” Though details are hazy at the moment, the tour is expected to start sometime in 2013.

 

Who will fight Foos in the meantime?

Some more bad news now, with the Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl announcing on the group’s Facebook page that they will be putting the band “back in the garage for a while.” The frontman admitted in the post, “Never in my wildest dreams did I think Foo Fighters would make it this far. I never thought we COULD make it this far, there were times when I didn’t think the band would survive.” Not to worry, Foo fans, Grohl says they won’t be retiring just yet. “There were times when I wanted to give up. But . . . I can’t give up this band. And I never will. Because it’s not just a band to me. It’s my life. It’s my family. It’s my world.” The Foo Fighters are known for being one of mainstream rock’s most stable, long-lasting groups. Grohl got the band together in 1994 after he ceased to be Nirvana’s drummer and Kurt Cobain committed suicide.

 

 Their fans are going to be really depressed

Finishing off our trifecta of bad news this week, the final word came in on a possible Smiths reunion at Coachella. “The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite — ever,” said Morrissey’s publicist to Rolling Stone magazine, effectively squelching the buzz that came about after Coachella reportedly offered to go vegetarian if the band reunited for a headlining show. Guitarist Johnny Marr’s manager echoed the sentiment in an interview with NME saying, “It isn’t happening, we are fully focused on preparing Johnny’s new album for release and booking shows for 2013.” Morrissey himself also responded negatively to the reunion rumors, claiming that his solo years have been more meaningful to his audience than the Smiths years—yet the English press only mention him in relation to the Smiths.The quartet has been apart for 25 years now, but Marr and bassist Andy Rourke last appeared on stage together at a Healers concert in 2006.

 

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Record man stops spinning

Sam ‘The Record Man’ Sniderman, the man behind the eponymous record stores that once dotted the Canadian landscape, passed away last week “peacefully in his sleep, surrounded by loved ones” according to a statement released by Sniderman’s family.

The first ‘Sam the Recordman’ store opened on Toronto’s Yonge Street in 1959. It soon became the go-to place for countless Canadians to get their groove on; its record neon sign attracting young and old music aficionados alike up until it finally closed its doors in 2007. Guess Who guitarist Randy Bachmann paid homage to the member of the Canadian Music Industry Hall of Fame in an interview with CBC news: “He will be missed by all and Toronto and Canada will never be the same.”

 

Reappearers

Alt-rockers Sonic Youth had a stroke of good luck last week when two guitars stolen way back in 1999 resurfaced and found their way back to their rightful owners, with some help from a few dedicated fans. “It’s kind of wild,” guitarist Lee Ranaldo said. “After all this time, things are still surfacing thanks to the diligence of fans.”

The first guitar to be recovered, a white jazzmaster belonging to Thurston Moore, was discovered by a Belgian fan on eBay, who promptly alerted the band of his discovery. The second, a burgundy jazzmaster, was put up for sale at a pawn shop, at which point guitar junkies realized what the origin of the instrument was in a thread at offsetguitars.com. Two guitars found independently from each other in one week, thirteen years after their disappearance. What are the odds?

 

FBI vs. ICP

Last month, the Insane Clown Posse said they were looking into taking legal action against the FBI for the inclusion of their fan base, known as “juggalos,” to the National Gang Threat Assessment List. Fans of the hip-hop clowns were added to the list back in 2011, which alleged that “a small number of juggalos are forming more organized subsets and engaging in more gang-like criminal activity, such as felony assaults, thefts, robberies, and drug sales.” Now, the shock rappers have made good on their word, filing papers against the FBI last Wednesday after their initial Freedom of Information request filed two days earlier went without reply. This comes on the heels of their “Juggalos Fight Back” campaign started in August in order to help those who faced harassment from officials after being identified as fans of the duo.

 

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Send in the DOOM bots

MC DOOM has found himself in hot water after a London gig hosted by the UK’s Living Proof crew saw an imposter in a mask show up rather than the metal-faced MC DOOM, who has in the past admitted to hiring actors to lip sync his songs for him at shows. He was booked to perform a DJ set by for the event but what they got instead was a man who showed up in a mask intending only to sign autographs. “We were told by management that he would appear but would not DJ and was just going to sign autographs. We said this was unacceptable as we had agreed and paid for a DJ set,” the crew said in a statement. “Ten minutes later we received a call saying that he would DJ… or that’s what we were led to believe.” The show’s organizers were not pleased considering they’d already paid DOOM’s fee upfront. “We will be seeking legal advice and are doing our best to get his show fee refunded.”

 

The Republican playlist just keeps getting smaller

Twisted Sister is the latest band to object to one of their songs being played by the Romney/Ryan ticket, after VP nominee Paul Ryan used their song “We’re Not Gonna Take It” at a rally in Pennsylvania. In a statement issued regarding the use of their track, frontman Dee Snider said: “I emphatically denounce Paul Ryan’s use of my band Twisted Sister’s song. There is almost nothing he stands for that I agree with, except the use of the (home exercise regime) P90X.” This comes on the heels of the Silversun Pickups issuing a cease-and-desist order against Romney for his use of their song “Panic Switch” as part of his campaign and Rage Against the Machine’s Tom Morello denouncing Ryan as a fan of his band since he represented “the embodiment of the machine our music rages against.”

 

You belong with me, Kennedy

Pop singer Taylor Swift is apparently a ‘Kennedy Groupie’, according to an article in US Weekly. Swift is, according to a friend, “obsessed with the family” having recently started dating 18 year old Conor Kennedy and reportedly crashing a family wedding last week. The obsession came about after the crooner watched The Kennedys mini-series last year, soon after which she began collecting memorabilia and reading up on the family’s history. Now it seems shes looking to become a part of that history herself. “Taylor badly wants to marry Conor and have a Kennedy baby,” an insider told the National Enquirer recently. “She sees herself as the next Jackie O. and aims to become as famous as she was, a style icon on a world stage.”

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