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Top 10 bad rap brags

In March 2018 Concordia student George Peatty was asked to make a list of the ten worst brags in the history of rap music by music editor Calvin “The Jet” Cashen. Although he was able to finish the list he was unable to write responses to all of the bad brags due to a family vacation in the Southern Balkans. His friend Bryn Coates-Davies offered to write commentary for the brags while George created the list. Due to the content of the commentary Bryn and George are no longer on speaking terms.

  1. “I got so much money/I should start a bank!” – Wiz Khalifa

George unlike many rappers Wiz is thinking long term. Nowadays very few new banks are popping up so this is an untapped market Wiz is getting in to on the ground floor. This may seem like a bad line now but just you wait.

  1. “Got so many whips/they call me whipalicious” Yung Joc

Poor Yung Loc. Not everyone has an entourage that is creative enough to come up with great nicknames. Its unfortunate but this something I believe Loc has come to terms with.

  1. “Rock star/I’m flyer than an ostrich” Juelz Santana

Look George were on to number three and I still have yet to see a bad brag. Juelz Santana is a man of the people therefore he is flyer than an ostrich. Every time I hear this line it makes me feel good that I too am flyer than an ostrich. Plus it’s about time that these cocky ostriches were knocked down a peg.

  1. “That gun automatic/My car automatic” French Montana

This is a great brag automatic cars are the new thing. French Montana is not living that stick shift life. #AUTOBOYZ

  1. “Follow me, follow me I’m the leader/And when I park cars I don’t pay for the meter” Chiddy Bang

George nothing makes you look like a leader than repeatedly saying, “follow me” and not paying for the meter is a legitimate badass move. Those fines add up but he’s still parking his car and never paying. And I bet that car is an automatic #AUTOBOYZ4EVA

  1. “Big house, long hallways, got 10 bathrooms/I could shit all day” Lil Wayne

George I am merely a humble #AUTOBOY but I can aspire to someday live in a house with extra long hallways. Lil Wayne now gets to shit all day in all of his bathrooms. Can you say the same thing for yourself George?

  1. “I know how to rip thongs and I’m pretty good at beer pong” Joey Bada$$

No one wants to be amazing at beer pong. That means you spend way too much time practicing a game in which success means drinking less. All you want is to be pretty good. You will win some games and you will lose some games but you will be forever and ever pretty good.

  1. “I got so many clothes I keep them at my aunt’s house” Tinie Tempah.

I don’t know about your family George but my Aunt Jan has a very large house. I bet your family could fit all of their clothes in her basement easily because it turns out running a curling rink pays pretty well. Having this on the list is a direct insult to my aunt George.

  1. “Bitch I’m cooler than a cooler” Chief Keef

This is a classic brag by a classic man Chief Keef. On a camping trip in the summer nothing is cooler than a cooler. Chief Keef making this claim is a very bold statement and it takes guts. Respect to the Chief.

  1. “I spit tighter, I’m not like all the rest/I’m not a playa but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.” KRS-One

George you really whiffed on this list. Not one bad brag in the bunch. I guess the real bad brag was you saying you could make this list. One night at a Montreal Holiday Inn Express can cost up to $130 a night. KRS-One is not an idiot who will stay at a regular Holiday Inn. He doesn’t need that fancy continental breakfast. All he needs is some bread and those weird small things of peanut butter and jam, which are very hard to scoop out with a knife.

Graphic by Zeze Le Lin

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M for Montreal Music: festival in review

Wednesday, Nov. 20, Day One: Yamantaka// Sonic Titan, La Sala Rossa

Photo by Ellie Pritts (elliepritts.com)

 The eighth edition of M for Montreal got off to a heavy start at La Sala Rossa with Montreal-Toronto art collective Yamantaka // Sonic Titan. The five-piece band was the highlight of the night’s performances, despite not being the headlining act. For onlookers not familiar with the group, first impressions count: the musicians were clad in studded black denim, unkempt black hair and elaborate face paint. Cartoonish graffiti-styled grey-and-white cardboard cutouts were propped up at the edge of the stage and large spotlights bathed the set in red lights. It just so happened that the red velvet curtain backdrop at La Sala Rossa fit perfectly with the set’s white, black and red motif. While appearances seemed of great importance to Yamantaka // Sonic Titan, it soon became apparent that the set and costumes were just one part of the act. The group draws from a range of influences, and this was demonstrated through a deliberate combination of thought-provoking performance art and captivating music. Members were poised and deliberate in their movements: lead singer Ruby Kato Attwood stood still in front of her microphone, releasing piercing yet calming vocals while backing vocalist Ange Loft kept her back to the audience, only to turn around periodically with a burst of powerful screams, eerie chants and dark-sounding harmonies. Yamantaka // Sonic Titan combines heavy-metal instrumentals with melodic, pop vocals. Songs were unpredictable while maintaining a coherent, intelligent structure. The music spoke for itself, but Yamantaka // Sonic Titan’s performance took the audience beyond the concert and into the realm of theatre.

 

Thursday, Nov. 21, Day Two: Born Ruffians, La Sala Rossa. A Tribe Called Red, Société des Arts Technologiques

Photo by Ellie Pritts

Ontario-based indie-rock group, Born Ruffians, capped off Day Two’s showcase at La Sala Rossa, where they performed mostly tunes off their most recent album, Birthmarks. Frontman Luke Lalonde gave an entertaining performance, shifting his vocals liberally from soulful, concentrated verses to spontaneous, energetic tangents. The on-stage renditions of the most recent songs appeared mellow and introspective, in stark contrast to the hype that erupted during the opening lines of “I Need A Life.” The dense crowd of loyal fans sang along to all the familiar tunes and danced loosely to the new ones. Born Ruffians have graced many stages over the years, and their showmanship is a testament to that. Lalonde’s vocals, while erratic and pitchy at times, were clear and controlled throughout the half-hour set.

The Société des Arts Technologiques’ stripped-down, industrial setup is vast, but the late-night crowd that gathered for A Tribe Called Red packed the space making it obvious that the Ottawa electronic three-piece knew how to guide a crowd; people couldn’t help but be moved by the music and even those furthest from the stage were consumed in their own worlds of rhythm and flow. A Tribe Called Red draws from many genres to produce their unique sound.  Combining reggae and hip-hop with Native chants and drumming, they are not afraid to experiment and make a statement. Members Ian “DJ NDN” Campeau, Dan “DJ Shub” General and Bear Witness were visibly enjoying the party: relaxed, vibing to the music and interacting with the crowd. Suspended on either side of the stage were two massive projector screens displaying looped snippets of decades-old movie and cartoon depictions of First Nations people. These visuals brought an intellectual, as well as aesthetic element to the performance, proving A Tribe Called Red is a group worthy of mainstream attention. At the end of their set, members approached the edge of the stage, leaned over and welcomed the rush of high-fives and handshakes extending up from the crowd.

Friday, Nov. 22, Day Three: Mark Berube and Lakes of Canada, Le Divan Orange

The welcoming atmosphere at Le Divan Orange was the perfect spot for Mark Berube’s soft vocals and eclectic folk-pop sound. The singer, pianist and guitarist performed with a confident ease, making his music accessible to fans and non-fans alike. The accompanying band played with precision and charm, rounding out Berube’s songs into a four-piece act. Berube introduced the third song, “Mississippi Prom,” a Bob Dylan-esque folk-inspired tune that seemed to evolve and span throughout the rest of their set. The crowd was polite and subdued for most of the performance, but as the music seemed to loosen, the audience followed suit.

Montreal’s Lakes of Canada took the energy level up a few notches with their quirky, unique indie-pop set. Before the band began their first song, lead singer and songwriter Jake Smith bounced up and down in front of the microphone like a boxer preparing for a fight. When the rest of the band took the stage, the musicians approached separate drum kits and erupted into an attention-grabbing synchronized drum performance. Lakes of Canada’s music is accessible and fun, and their on-stage energy is contagious.  Smith’s characteristic voice conveyed a passion and intensity that was accentuated by his impressive range. The musicians were in sync instrumentally, and the set was entertaining, surprising and creative. With all four members being multi-instrumentalists, the audience could only wait to see what would be picked up next —be it sleigh bells, flute, mandolin or Glockenspiel. The band changed gears when it went unplugged for the last song. After hopping off stage and forming a circle in the middle of the floor space, a delighted crowd gathered—and hushed itself to silence—to watch the group perform their soulful acapella tune, “Eden.”

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Dawson City Music Fest: through the eyes of Bryant Crooks

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According to Andrew Laviolette, who makes up one half of folk duo the Bryant Crooks, one phrase kept echoing off of the sloping tent walls that covered the main stage at this year’s Dawson City Music Festival: “This is the farthest north I’ve ever been!”

Located six hours northwest of Whitehorse, Yukon Territory, Dawson City is an isolated town with a population of only 1, 319 people. Every summer during the third weekend in July, the small town swells beyond capacity to accommodate visitors and musicians for the Dawson City Music Festival. Having just completed its 34th year, DCMF welcomes folk, blues, soul and country music acts from across Canada and the United States. This year, it ran from July 20-22, and although there was talk of a decreased turnout compared to past years, festival passes quickly sold out.

While the great North may have been uncharted territory for most of the bands on this year’s lineup, Laviolette, a self-taught guitarist and songwriter, has been living in the land of the midnight sun with his girlfriend and bandmate, Kirsten Poenn, since Sept. 2011. The Bryant Crooks were born that winter, with the goal of being able to play this year’s festival.
It may be surprising to some that both festival-goers and musicians would make the long trek north to attend DCMF. With past guests that include the Constantines, Rich Aucoin and Julie Doiron, one may wonder if it’s the intimacy of the town, combined with the breathtaking scenery surrounding it, that compels people to make the trip.

“Dawson has a great community,” said Poenn, Bryant Crooks’ fiddlist and vocalist. “People seem to want to be really involved. I’ve also been really impressed by the arts scene in Dawson; like how a town this small and remote has managed to put on so many events. I think it’s because the people are so receptive and willing to help out, and that can also be said for the festival.”

Performances were held at five locations within a few blocks from one another, so it was easy to hop between venues. Along with nighttime concerts at the mainstage, there were plenty of daytime activities – including a Kids Fest – and a no-alcohol policy inside the venues, which meant that the whole family could enjoy the festivities.

This year’s lineup – as in previous years – was solid. Familiar faces included Toronto’s Bruce Peninsula, who delivered three powerful sets over the course of the weekend; Midland, Born Ruffians, who had the crowd begging desperately for an encore; Montreal’s Canailles, whose engaging performance undoubtedly won over plenty of new fans; and Saskatoon’s country-folk act Deep Dark Woods.

In a proud display of the Yukon’s intimate connection with its aboriginal peoples, the festival welcomed the Tr’ondëk Hwëch’in singers from neighbouring Moosehide Village, as well as Vancouver’s Cris Derksen. The cellist, whose music is inspired by her Cree ancestry, played a mesmerizing experimental, electronic set that captivated the audience.

A rare treat was an appearance by Detroit R&B legend Andre Williams, who played alongside Chicago band The Goldstars.

While Dawson City Music Festival was a blast for both show-goers and bands alike, the Bryant Crooks had the unique experience of being both participant and observer.
“I shared the stage with some of my favourite musicians: Doug Paisley, members of Bruce Peninsula, and a cellist, Cris Derksen, from Vancouver, at the Palace Grand,” said Laviolette.

As for Poenn, the chance to play in a more professional setting made the experience all the more special.

“It was amazing,” she gushed. “We had the best sound we’ve ever had because we played in a room with beautiful acoustics, we had great equipment and we had a very knowledgeable guy doing the sound for us. We’re not used to that; we’re used to playing in noisy bars. It was really refreshing.”

It may be easy for artists to become enchanted by the natural beauty and friendly people of Dawson, but Poenn and Laviolette stressed that it is much easier being a visiting musician than a resident one.

“It’s not like being a musician in a city where you can grow and start to play bigger shows,” Poenn added.

While the little northern town is certainly not the most fertile ground for a band to lay its roots, perhaps the most charming part of this story is that in the midst of a harsh, lonely winter, nestled in a small cabin by a frozen flow called Bryant Creek, a very talented twosome managed to find theirs.

The Bryant Crooks will be launching a cross-Canada tour this fall, starting in Dawson City and ending in Thunder Bay, Ont.

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Art Matters, but so does the music

Derek Branscombe curated the event as well as performed with his band. Photo by Tiffany Blaise

Last Wednesday saw music and art collide for a one-of-a-kind Art Matters event at La Sala Rossa. Six bands took the stage throughout the night, and their tunes guided the video projection of still-art images that patterned the musicians’ skin and instruments.

“The idea of video projection with music has been done before, for sure,” said the event’s curator, first-year Concordia film student and local musician Derek Branscombe. “I think the difference is that […] all the visuals you see are things that Concordia students have made.” He pointed out that all of the bands had at least one member who was also a Concordia student. “All the clips are being triggered live, in time with the music,” he continued. “I think this is really cool because [they’re] really good original visuals that have never been seen before, [made] by Concordia students, re-mixed live and responding to the music.”

While the Art Matters festival is geared toward celebrating visual art produced by Concordia students, Branscombe proposed doing something a bit different as a way of combining his two main interests: music and film.

“Mine is the only one that’s really a concert, so it’s a bit different from the general Art Matters type of exhibit,” he said.

Hip-hop quartet The Commission are all Concordia music students. Photo by Tiffany Blaise

Kicking off the night was the ambient electro-acoustic sounds of Fuck Fish, a solo artist who also plays in Wilderling, with the visual accompaniment provided by Perry Flannigan. Next up was local psychedelic group Omaha, who jammed amongst the abstract brushstrokes of Matias Graham.  The Commission, a live-beats hip-hop quartet made up of Concordia music students, was to follow, and artist Damaris Baker coloured their socially-conscious rhymes.

Branscombe’s own band, Wilderling, married the works of Graham and Baker for their indie-pop set, while techno-house duo Sibian & Faun guided the visual projections of Emma Owen. Headlining the event was trio Pop Winds, who mixed undecipherable noise with dreamy saxophone, haunting keyboards and echoey vocals to create an experimental, electronic vibe. For their set, Pop Winds lead the audience through a visual summary of the night’s four contributing artists – resulting in a multi-medium, artistically collaborative mosaic.

With such a wide variety of musical genres infused into the event, Brandscombe explained that he chose “basically just who I thought would lend well to the videos.”

Although, according to Branscombe, the event was meant to be equally about the music as it was about the visual art, he thinks that, “[…] it’s turned out just how it’s naturally evolved – to being dictated more by the music.”

 

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We Are The City release High School this month, new album in the works

We Are the City wear masks while playing songs from High School.

When We Are The City released their debut LP In A Quiet World in 2009, the then 18-year-old bandmates – singer and keyboardist Cayne McKenzie, drummer Andrew Huculiak and former guitarist David Menzel – had not yet played a show outside their quiet hometown of Kelowna, B.C. Yet this is not what inspired the name of the album, as McKenzie pointed out.

“It’s kind of pretentious actually, and I wish it wasn’t,” he chuckled self-consciously. “We came up with this idea that in an ideal world, everything wouldn’t be so loud and fast and careless.”

With a band name like We Are The City, it’s hard not to see the irony in McKenzie’s introspective attitude and modest ideals. “Any time that I’m feeling good about the kind of person that I am becoming or that I am, is when I’m the least careless and the least loud and outspoken, and when I’m as quiet as I can be,” he continued. “I think that there’s a lot of wisdom in being quiet and in taking it all in.”

The indie-pop band – whose sound is reminiscent of Vampire Weekend and Tokyo Police Club  – has certainly not become all that it has in the past year by keeping quiet. Last January, We Are The City beat 450 local bands for a top cash prize of $150,000 in The PEAK Performance Project, a professional development program for emerging B.C. artists, run by Vancouver radio station 100.5 The PEAK. Since winning the competition, the trio has gone on to tour Canada’s loud and fast cities several times. The young musicians have had to learn to adapt to the less-than-perfect conditions of tour life, but this, McKenzie believes, has only made them tighter as a band.

“You’re practicing your songs in the most intense environment possible,” he said. At first, the quality of their set would suffer from playing shows in different cities every night. “You didn’t have time really to set up, to get everything right in your monitor, to make sure your vocals were warmed up, or [that] your arms weren’t cold. It’s just the ultimate practice.”

Formed in 2008 while the members were still in high school, We Are The City experienced a minor change to their lineup last year. By the summer of 2010, Menzel – who had become engaged shortly beforehand – had slowly begun to phase himself out of the band. “It was time for him to go on to some different things, I think,” said McKenzie. “It’s just the way it goes when you grow up: you go into different directions.”

Although We Are The City was taking a break, the remaining members had no intention of packing away their instruments. “We just wanted to play some local shows with some local bands,” said McKenzie. “We wrote what we considered to be pop tunes.” The side project, which they named High School, began as a musical outlet and was never meant to be taken seriously. “We Are The City is the band that we really care about and it was under some turmoil, so I think that High School was a great escape from thinking about that,” McKenzie candidly expressed.

However, after We Are The City got back on its feet last fall with the addition of guitarist Blake Enemark, the band decided to record the High School songs. According to McKenzie, the six-song LP – set for release on March 29 – saw band members swapping instruments and experimenting with a drum machine.

“It was a different recording process,” said McKenzie of High School. “We did it way quicker – It’s pretty much a live record except for the vocals.” The High School album, however, represents a transitional period for the band, and McKenzie hinted that after their current tour, the group will be headed back to Kelowna to work on some new material. McKenzie revealed that they have written about half of the songs for the new record. These, he noted, were written with Menzel, but the rest of the album will be written with Enemark.

Having won a ton of cash at such a tender age, it may be surprising to discover that the band, over a year later, is still hanging on to the majority of their winnings. Rather than spending it all on international tours and parties, McKenzie assured that, “We have always maintained this frugal attitude of ‘no unnecessary spending.’”

But, he continued, “I feel like it’s kind of our job to party in a sense. That’s what being in a band is about, and that’s what you’re doing on stage: you’re supplying the energy for people to let loose.” However,  it’s clear that for We Are The City, their job as musicians take precedence over the endless opportunities to party. Put simply: “I’ll continue to be blown away as long as I get to go around in a van and play piano.”

We Are The City play with Aidan Knight and Rah Rah at Casa Del Popolo on March 8.

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