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Explore Japan without leaving the 514

This is what we call budget travel

Young people are always encouraged to travel the world. We’re told to expand our horizons and have exciting new experiences. Unfortunately, with part-time jobs and student loans, travelling across the world is not always an option.

Luckily for us, Montreal is a booming multicultural metropolis filled with people from around the globe. To travel to Japan, a country I’ve dreamed of visiting since I was a child, all I had to do was explore my own city. No plane required!

I started my journey in Montreal’s Chinatown. Amongst the Chinese shops and restaurants on busy de la Gauchetière St., you can also find a variety of other Asian cultures thrown into the mix. As I walked the crumbling cobblestone streets, I thought to myself, what’s the first thing one must do when visiting Japan? Shop, of course! Tokyo is known to have some of the best shopping in the entire world, including the Shibuya shopping district, home to the popular Harajuku quarter. Harajuku is where high fashion meets Japanese youth street style—a culture that was popularized in North America by singer Gwen Stefani in 2004 when she began her ongoing obsession with the Japanese subculture.

Tucked away on Clark St., I stumbled upon Kawaii, a small Japanese boutique that definitely lives up to its name (kawaii means “cute” in Japanese). After walking in, it immediately felt like I had been transported to a gift shop in Harajuku. Even though the store was smaller than most Starbucks coffee shops, it was filled to the brim with everything from plush toys to cell phone accessories to fuzzy onesies. I found myself excitedly proclaiming “Oh my god, this is so cute!” more than a grown man ever should. I spent a while browsing the beauty products (including something called “baking soda” skin cleanser, eyelid tape, and bulk packs of face masks) before realizing I needed to leave immediately before spending all the money in my wallet. It may be a far cry from the crowded streets of Shibuya, but I managed to leave with a new cell phone case and a newfound appreciation for Hello Kitty.

While “kawaii” things are great, Japan has more to offer than cell phone accessories, like their rich and expansive history dating back to 30,000 BC. Continuing my trip, I tracked down a shop that features more traditional items to quench my thirst for culture.

Collection du Japon, located at 460 Ste-Catherine St. W., was exactly what I was looking for. The store’s owner helped explain some of the treasures to me, obviously picking up on my lack of knowledge of Japanese culture. They have everything you could possibly need to make your Japanese staycation feel like the real thing: traditional bento boxes (compact containers for home-packed meals), authentic kimonos and karate uniforms, a huge selection of teas and beautifully-crafted tea sets, classic Japanese artwork, porcelain dolls, language and origami books, and so much more. I almost didn’t know where to look first, since every cluttered corner brought another surprise, every item more intricate than the last.

A busy day of shopping works up a pretty big appetite, and I was ready for some delicious cuisine. Imadake, at 4006 Ste-Catherine St. W., is a Japanese resto-pub, also known as an “izakaya.” In Japan, these establishments are typically frequented by men getting drinks after a long day at work.

As soon as you walk in to Imadake you feel like you’re part of the action. “Irasshaimase!” the staff shouts as each guest walks in, which loosely translates to “welcome.” The dimly-lit pub, with its unique murals and a huge chalkboard wall, makes for a cool and relaxed environment perfect for dinner or drinks with friends. One thing this place is not? Quiet. Every few minutes, a booming voice would call out “When I say sake you say bomb!” leading to more shouts and table banging in response. A sake bomb, as it turns out, consists of a glass of beer covered with chopsticks topped with a shot of sake — an alcoholic beverage made from fermented rice. After the aforementioned chant, the drinkers must bang the table until the shot falls into their beer, then chug it. Obviously, I had to try one for myself. When in Rome—or in this case, Japan!

Besides Imadake’s long list of beers, sake, and cocktails (like the “Hello Kitty,” made of vodka, strawberry, guava, and lime juice, which I obviously ordered), the food was just as enticing. With a huge bowl of ramen, a staple in a Japanese diet, goma-ae (spinach topped with sesame dressing), and dumplings on the menu, I didn’t even know where to start. And for dessert, a delicious bowl of vanilla mochi ice cream left me craving more, even though I could hardly eat another bite.

What better way to end my excursion than by checking out some “local” cinema? The timing couldn’t have been more perfect because the 31st Japanese Film Festival of Montreal happened to be taking place at Cinéma du Parc, and offered free screenings of Japanese movies. One of the films, a documentary directed by Takashi Innami titled The God Of Ramen (2013), followed the day-to-day life of  Kazuo Yamagishi, the man who makes arguably the best ramen in Japan, over the course of a decade. People would line up for hours outside the legendary restaurant, East Ikebukuro Taishoken, which Yamagishi opened almost 50 years ago. Thanks to my love of the dish, I knew I had to check it out. The movie was about more than just noodles; it was a heart-warming and emotional tale about a man who has dedicated his life to working hard, and his struggle to keep up with the public’s demand as old age and poor health start to take over. I expected to leave the theatre craving another bowl of delicious steaming hot ramen, but instead left feeling oddly heavy-hearted.

As I sat on the metro on my way home from my trip around the world, it started sinking in that it was back to reality, and back to Canada. Sometimes it’s nice to pretend to be far, far away, even if you’re only a short train ride from home. Maybe next week I’ll pay a visit to France.

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What to watch and what to ignore in this pilot season

Newcoming television shows that may or may not makes you a couch potato

Every September, television networks roll out a slew of new shows, some good, some bad, and some absolutely disastrous (remember That 80’s Show back in 2002?). Here are a few of the most buzzed about shows this season that may have caught your eye.  Which ones are worth your time — and which ones will most likely be cancelled by the end of the season?

Black-ish (ABC)
This show is your typical family comedy. Think Modern Family, but with a less-funny all-black cast (including comedian Anthony Anderson). It follows the life of a well-off black family as they struggle to maintain their cultural identity in a white-centric society. The pilot was fairly funny, but by the next episode, people already seemed to be losing interest; the show saw a huge drop in ratings in the second week. Who knows whether or not it will last — ABC is notorious for cancelling popular comedies.

Selfie (ABC)

Selfie featuring John Cho and Karen Gillian

This comedy, featuring John Cho and Karen Gillan, has potential. As a modern version of the Audrey Hepburn movie My Fair Lady, the show does a good job at capturing an accurate picture of today’s social media-obsessed society. Though the writers often fall victim to cheesy clichés, it turned out better than most people expected. It’s enjoyable, but not exceptionally memorable. Will it last? Probably not.

Gotham (Fox)
Gotham gives viewers a look into the early days of Bruce Wayne (Batman, for those who live under a rock) and Detective James Gordon, as well as a handful of notorious villains from the classic comic book. This dark and gritty drama is as action-packed as a Batman movie, and it’s fast-paced enough to keep viewers guessing. Still, some might find it hard to separate the storylines from the Batman characters they’ve grown up with.  However, Gotham’s future is bright — it was the most viewed series premiere on CTV this season and it’s been getting rave reviews from critics. Starring Ben McKenzie (known for his role on The O.C.) and Jada Pinkett-Smith, the show definitely has the power to stick around.

Red Band Society (Fox)
Some viewers have criticized this show for “glamorizing” illness and inaccurately portraying the lives of the terminally ill and critics are split. When you look past that, you have a light-hearted show about the lives of teenagers…who all happen to live in a hospital. The dialogue, though sometimes trying too hard to capture the voices of teenagers, is often witty and honest. With Oscar-winner Octavia Spencer as the hilarious hard-ass Nurse Jackson, this show will have you both laughing and crying within the hour. Even though reviews are mixed, fan reaction has been strong, so surely this show will last for at least another season.

How To Get Away With Murder (ABC)
This could be one of the best new shows in a while. Produced by Shonda Rhimes, the mastermind behind Grey’s Anatomy, this show, which follows a group of law students, is definitely one of the most unique crime shows on television right now. It’s smart, well-written, and full of twists and turns. It’s also been praised for its  representation of visible minorities — namely gay and black characters —  as well as for the cast’s strong performance, including Oscar-nominee Viola Davis. If there’s one show you should check out this season, it’s this one!

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2 Sorelle turns gelato into a sister act

Some homemade gelato and decadent coffee.

Are you craving authentic Italian gelato and fresh baked goods, or just a cozy place to sit with a cup of coffee while you catch up on your homework? If so, look no further than 2 Sorelle Gelato Café.

Situated on Amherst Street in Montreal’s Gay Village, 2 Sorelle was founded by sisters Cynthia and Jessica Colati this past summer.

The Colati sisters didn’t always dream of opening a gelato shop. Jessica, a buyer for a fashion label, and Cynthia, an accounting clerk for a construction company, were inspired after jokingly brainstorming ways they could be their own bosses and make a lot of money.

“We were coming up with ridiculous ideas,” said Cynthia. “Like, let’s just marry a rich man, or let’s create this insane makeup line.”

Photo by Keith Race.

A few weeks after their conversation, Jessica brought up opening a gelato shop, like their parents always wanted to do. Still thinking her sister was joking, Cynthia told her to look into it, and if it was possible, they could try. After getting together for coffee and going over the numbers, she realized, “Oh my god! We can do this!”

A few months later, 2 Sorelle, Italian for “two sisters,” was brought to life.

With so many gelato shops opening around Montreal as of late, it’s difficult to stand out from the crowd. For Cynthia, what sets 2 Sorelle apart from the rest is not only their array of unique gelato flavours (like peach bellini, Nutella, lemon granita, and a brand new pumpkin spice flavour), but also their dedication to making sure each customer feels welcome.

So what’s on the menu? Besides their homemade gelato — you’re encouraged to try as many flavours as you want — they also offer fresh gourmet paninis and salads, coffee beverages (including the new Nutella latte), Nutella brownies, cronuts, and a variety of other baked goods.

And for those of us who have some trouble getting through those tough Monday mornings, 2 Sorelle even offers a Monday special with $1 coffees and $2.50 lattes and cappuccinos.

“It felt like your friends were working behind the counter,” frequent client and Concordia student Michael Chaar said. “They would strike up conversations with you, ask you about yourself, and make the experience a rather fun one.”

With its brightly-coloured, cozy environment and abundance of comfort food, 2 Sorelle is the perfect spot for a lazy day or an afternoon study session.

Even though the business is still fresh, Cynthia has her sights set on the future. With hopes of becoming a major gelato distributor in the next two years and opening a second store within the next five, there are no plans to slow down anytime soon.

“We want to build a 2 Sorelle Empire,” she said.

2 Sorelle is located at 1485 Amherst St.

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Does imaginative literature hinder a child’s knowledge?

Why childrens’ books should not affect future learning patterns

Growing up, I was obsessed with Marc Brown’s Arthur series. I owned every book, and read them religiously. I certainly didn’t grow up believing aardvarks could speak.

According to a recent study performed by four child psychology experts in Boston and Toronto, children who read books with human-like animal characters are less likely to absorb scientific facts.

Researchers created six stories, with illustrations, about three lesser-known species. They all contained scientific facts, but half of them had fantasy elements included as well. The study showed that the children who read the fantasy versions of the stories were more likely to believe false information about the animals, such as their ability to speak.

Researchers concluded in the summary that fantasy storybooks for children were “likely to be counter-productive for learning scientifically accurate information about the biological world.”

First of all, if your child likes reading, you’re doing something right. In today’s society, where kids are more likely to pick up a video game controller than a book, we shouldn’t be discouraging children from reading at all. Whether it’s books about talking dogs or non-fiction ones about the animals of the rainforest, they’re still expanding their minds.

Photo by Neeta-Lind

I was always encouraged to read as a child. For as long as I can remember, my parents would read

me a story before falling asleep. When I was four years old and able to read all by myself, I would get in to bed every night with a book. Sixteen years later, I still have that enthusiasm for reading.

Nicholas Oldland, author of Big Bear Hug, is one of many children’s authors who disagrees with this study, and believes that fantasy books are just harmless fun.

“A 4-year-old reading a book about a talking bear, or in my case a bear that hugs trees, it’s an innocent little fantasy,” Oldland told The Star, March 28. “If a child loves picking up that book every night, I think the positive outweighs the negative — if there is any negative. I’d strongly argue there isn’t.”

My parents may have fuelled my passion for literature, but they also taught me the ability to differentiate between what is real and what is fantasy. I started reading the Harry Potter series when I was seven, yet I never once believed that there was actually a wizarding world where magic was possible and dragons existed. That’s because I knew it was all fiction.

Our children need to be taught lessons. Reading and watching TV can help them learn about all sorts of things, don’t get me wrong, but they can’t replace education. It is not a book’s job to teach your child to know the difference between reality and fantasy — it’s yours. Read books with your kids, and make sure that they know that bears don’t talk or wear overalls like The Berenstain Bears.

Are we sending children mixed messages? From the moment we’re born, we’re told to use our imaginations. Our teachers and parents told us that we could use our minds to envision anything we could possibly dream of, but now we’re telling kids they shouldn’t read the stories that help them strengthen their creative thoughts. Is imagination not as important to some people as learning science?

Whether or not this study is accurate shouldn’t even be relevant. We need to encourage the younger generation to be both imaginative and open to learning about the world around them.

And not to be boastful, but I turned out to be fairly good at science — regardless of how many Arthur or Winnie The Poohbooks I read.

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No ifs, ands or butts: Kim Kardashian does Vogue

Why the public should back down and give the modern “icon” her moment to shine

From her infamous sex tape to her family’s budding empire, Kim Kardashian has another achievement to add to her resume: Vogue cover model.

With the help of fiancée Kanye West, Kim has been trying to change her image from tacky reality star to fashionista, in hopes that editor-in-chief Anna Wintour would finally notice her. After years of fighting for acceptance from the fashion community,”Kimye” has finally landed the coveted spot in American Vogue that she’s been drooling over.

Kim took to Twitter to express her excitement: “This is such a dream come true!!! Thank you @VogueMagazine for this cover!”

Everyone needs to ease up on Yeezy and Kim. Photo by Noel Vasquez (Getty Images).

However, not everyone was as excited as she was.

Fashion fanatics on social media were quick to critique Wintour’s decision, some even going so far as to consider boycotting the famous publication. Many of Kim’s fans filled the comments section of her Instagram with congratulatory messages, whereas others weren’t as kind, to say the least. One comment read: “Who knew that guzzling cum from […] crooked, purple schlongs and being a lazy lay on a sex tape could land you a rich, famous, and closeted rapper to marry along with a Vogue magazine cover!”

Honestly, why are diehards so against Kim being on the cover of Vogue?

Most people stick to the obvious excuse that she is not worthy of being on the glossy pages of the high-fashion magazine because of her leaked sex tape with rapper Ray J. The tape, filmed in 2003, shot the young star to fame, along with the likes of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

Others believe that the reality star is famous solely because of her “famous” family, (her father, the late Robert Kardashian, was a lawyer in the O.J. Simpson case), and that she shouldn’t be rewarded without having any actual talent.

Both excuses are completely valid; Kim did star in the sex tape, though it was released without her consent. And though she doesn’t necessarily have talent. like the previously-mentioned Paris Hilton, Kim has managed to rise above the infamy and use her fame to start an empire of her own. She’s not only had a string of popular reality shows, but also numerous fragrances, clothing lines, beauty products and countless other items with the Kardashian name on it, giving her a reported net worth of  $40 million. Not too bad for a girl who has “no talent.”

Whether or not some people want to admit it, Kim is, in fact, a modern fashion icon. Millions of women try to emulate her style (which includes a designer wardrobe most would kill for) her  immaculate hair and makeup, and her trademark curves. The fact is, a magazine with Kim on the cover will sell.

Why should it even matter who’s on the cover? People are forgetting that the whole point of Vogue is not just getting celebrities on the cover, it’s about the art and the fashion (or at least, it’s supposed to be). The spread, which was shot by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz, is sure to be beautiful, and the clothes will be nothing short of perfection. Who cares if it’s Kim wearing them? Does it really make a difference in your life?

Regardless of what people are saying, the April issue of Vogue is already heading to newsstands, no ifs, ands, or butts.

 

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Music

An ode to a fallen audio format

A letter to the disappearing art of buying and listening to CDs

Photo by Keith Race

I remember the excitement I felt when I started buying my own CDs. I would beg my parents for money, and when they finally gave in, I’d beg them to drive me to the mall after school to buy the latest release from whatever artist I was obsessing over at the time. I’d immediately go home, tear open the plastic, and flip through the album artwork, admiring each glossy page.

I may no longer save up my allowance or beg my parents for money to buy a CD, but the excitement is still there. In the age of digital downloads and torrents, people expressing their love for compact discs is rare. They’re becoming less and less prominent, and that makes me sad. I’m that person who counts down to an album release and goes to HMV to buy it the day it comes out. I always have been and I always will be.

I’m not saying that I don’t download music digitally, because I’d be lying if I said I didn’t. Most of the music I have on my computer was downloaded. Some albums though, deserve to be purchased, and even though you can buy an album within seconds from the comfort of your own home on iTunes, I can’t stand the idea of not having a CD to hold in my hands.

When I was a kid, I didn’t have a computer in my room, I didn’t have a laptop, and I didn’t have a cell phone. I had my CDs, and I would put on my headphones and listen to some of them for hours on end, replaying my favourite songs until I knew them by heart.

Each CD I have brings back a memory — some good, and some bad. Britney Spears’ In The Zone, for example, reminds me of when I was dragged to my older sister’s soccer games as a kid. I would bring my portable CD player (remember Discmans?), find a nice shady spot, and listen to Britney.  The countless scratches on the case prove that it’s been through a lot, and I love that. I even remember when I was around nine-years-old, and my sister wanted to borrow my Christina Aguilera CD. I reluctantly let her. When she returned it with a cracked case, I went ballistic.

Maybe I’m just being overly-sentimental, but I love being able to look through my collection and reminisce. Some of my older purchases are a bit questionable, but I still have a story for every CD I own. Whether it’s when I got it, who bought it for me, or how I related to the music at the time, I’ll never forget how it came to be mine. That’s what makes them special. You don’t get that feeling when you digitally download an album.

In the fast-paced modern world we live in, we’re constantly finding ways to make our lives more compact and efficient. Over the decades, we’ve moved from records to cassettes to compact discs, and now digital downloads. It may be more convenient to download an album on your laptop rather than going to the store to buy it, but if you’re as sappy as I am, you know that it’s not quite the same thing.

I’ll keep buying CDs for as long as they’re still producing them. I don’t care if I’m running out of storage space, or that my family and friends think I’m weird for actually paying for my music. They’ll always have a special place in my heart.

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Editors go head-to-head on today’s head-to-toe looks

Today’s fashion allows for more flexibility and provides a better means for self-expression

By Marco Saveriano

Think about the outfit you’re wearing right now. I bet you hardly thought twice about what you put on this morning. Now imagine this was 50 or so years ago. Do you think you’d still be able to wear that outfit? Probably not.

Take a look back at the trends of the past: men wore suits, women wore skirts and dresses. Everybody always looked prim and proper, like they came straight out of a catalogue. If you’ve seen any period film, you know that it’s true.

There’s nothing wrong with wanting to look polished all the time; if anything, their dedication is something to be admired but it now comes off as rigid. These looks left no room for imagination or individuality. Nowadays, we’re able to do so much more with our clothing than we ever could before.

Women could never pull off some of the revealing outfits they wear today back in the ’20s or ’30s, and men who wore skinny jeans would probably have been ridiculed. But now, we hardly even bat an eye when we see somebody walking down the street wearing a strange or quirky outfit because that’s what is normal for us. A man wearing heels and leggings? Just a regular day in downtown Montreal. A girl wearing a crop top and cut off shorts? Looks like summer is coming!

Fashion has become a way for us to express our individual styles.  We’re all different, and our clothes reflect that. We’re able to be ourselves. We don’t need to always look like we stepped out of a movie — though it doesn’t hurt every once in a while.

In today’s society, we’re more or less free to dress however we want. If you have an off day, what the hell, why not wear sweatpants and a t-shirt? If you feel like dressing up, throw on a pair of heels or a shirt and tie, and hit the town. Some people seem to put no effort into their looks, but if that’s how they like it, then who are we to judge them?

We have so many options, and that means we can have fun with what we wear. Each season brings new trends that we can shape to suit our style. We can reinvent ourselves as often as we want. It would’ve been pretty hard to do that during a time when everybody basically looked exactly the same as each other. When you wanted to break free from the norm back then, you became an outcast. That’s not to say that doesn’t happen anymore, but it definitely takes a lot more than a woman wearing a pair of pants to cause a full-on controversy.

The golden years may have brought a touch of refined glamour that will always be an inspiration to the fashion world. We’ll never forget the classic style icons like Audrey Hepburn or Marilyn Monroe, but it’s time for an update. Who has the time to look that put together every day?

Our generation, reliant on label-worship and reviving old trends, is stuck in a sartorial slump

By Lindsay Richardson

“Think about the outfit you’re wearing right now. I bet you hardly thought twice about what you put on this morning.”

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a brief summary of the fundamental issue with the way we dress today: we’re too damn nonchalant and generally a little lazy.

The idea of dressing “casually” is really just a euphemism. I am struck with a deep pity for Generation Y: have I become too judgemental, or have we, as a society, become perpetually sloppy?

Yes, the fashion of the “golden age” comes off as significantly more rigid than what we see on the daily in 2014. However, the biggest difference between modern “fashion” and its sartorial counterparts of the past is the time-worn emphasis on quality.

Yes, people dressed similarly back in the ‘50s and ‘60s, but this was due to the fact that supply was rather limited. It was normal to own only a standard set of clothing: blouses, skirts, slacks, sturdy shoes, etc. A limited wardrobe, absolutely,  but one that usually upheld a standard of quality that is hard to find in our modern “made in China” retail environments. What distinguished people from one another at the time, what defined their true creativity, was the well-honed ability to put themselves together in creative ways, despite their  limited options.

Style, real style, is the ability to work with what you have.

Today, we are fashion and luxury gluttons. More is more. There is no shortage of options or “trends” to experiment with, and our clothes are expected to speak for us. Designers reign supreme, and head to toe labels are what constitute, to some, a regular “everyday” outfit.

Labels don’t speak to anything but the size of your stock portfolio or your line of credit, yet they are continuously mistaken to be the epitome of elegance and status. Frankly, the standard female uniform in winter—Rudsak or Canada Goose coat, Pajar boots, Michael Kors or Longchamp purse— is redundant and tacky.

It’s funny, for a generation that asserts their “uniqueness” and that takes pride in their ability to express themselves through clothing, I’m seeing large groups of people looking very much alike.

Also, unlike the ‘50s and ‘60s, it is seemingly much harder to implement new and exciting trends today. Millennials thrive off of this concept of “reviving” or “reinventing” old style and patterns of dressing. Think along the lines of “nouveau grunge,” the rebirth of shoulder pads, and the second wave of plastic neck chokers. Its amazing how we, as a society, think we have such a definitive wardrobe when we are essentially recycling old ideas and passing them off as our own.

People are quick to cite Marilyn and Audrey as their style icons, yet the way they dressed and carried themselves has little to no resonance now. We use words like “distressed” and “carefree” to justify the fact that we are willing to go out in ruined or ill-fitting clothes. The idea of investing time and attention to the way we look is slowly slipping. Classiness (as conveyed by clothing) is a seriously underrated virtue.

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Internet hoaxes: easily seen, easily believed

Admit it, you’ve fallen for an Internet hoax. You’ve passed on a chain email because you were scared if you didn’t, you’d be alone forever. You clicked on that Facebook link offering a $500 gift card, and then spent the next few days deleting all the spam from your wall. Don’t worry, we’ve all done it.

Browse wisely and save yourself from embarrassment (and viruses). Photo by Sarebear:), Flickr.

In recent news, U.S. Olympian Kate Hansen posted a video that caused a stir worldwide. The media was full of so-called “Sochi fails,” ranging from unfinished hotel rooms to bright yellow water coming from taps, but Hansen’s video was about to blow them all out of the water. She wrote on her YouTube page, “I’m pretty sure this is a wolf wandering my hall in Sochi,” and guess what? The video actually showed a wolf outside her door.

The stunt was later discovered to have been organized by late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel, but not before it went viral.

In 2013, Kimmel pulled a similar stunt with his “twerk fail” video that showed a girl twerking against a door, then falling onto a candle-covered table as her hair caught fire.  People on the Internet went crazy, until they realized they’d been fooled.

Nowadays, we will believe almost anything we see on the web, and people are quick to take advantage of our naiveté. Whether it’s comedians or online pranksters, we’re constantly bombarded by fake content and the problem is that people consistently believe it.

It’s not that we’re getting more stupid, we’re just getting lazy.

In this day and age, we have access to whatever we want in a matter of seconds. We can get news sent directly to our smartphones within minutes of it happening. We don’t have to put any effort into looking for information, so we’ve stopped trying.

That’s how we’ve become so gullible—our laziness is being taken advantage of. Internet trolls know that most of us won’t bother checking the facts, and as soon as people start sharing a ridiculous story, their job is done. If years of being in school have taught us anything, it’s that the Internet isn’t always a trustworthy source.

We all need to start thinking logically. Do your research before believing everything you read. If you stumble upon an article about Pauline Marois wanting to open a Quebecois-only blood bank, look into where the article came from. You know the story I’m talking about, it was all over social media a few months ago. People were so quick to share it in disgust that they didn’t even check the source. As it turns out, The Lapine, the website the story originated from, was a satirical news outlet.

Most importantly, use your common sense. Do you really think Zara would give a $500 gift card to every person who shared something on Facebook? Or that there’s actually a disorder called “Alexandria Genesis” that causes people to have purple eyes, immunity to most diseases, a perfect figure, and flawless porcelain skin? One quick Google search can save you from a lot of potential embarrassment.

Always remember, if it seems too good (or too crazy) to be true, it probably isn’t.

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Dear Justin Bieber…

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So, how was jail? Was it as entertaining as it looks on Orange Is The New Black? Did you meet anybody special? A 300-pound man named Shirley perhaps? Did Selena Gomez leave you a laughter-filled voicemail?

All jokes aside, do you realize how stupid you look right now?  Or that you could’ve seriously hurt somebody? Not only were you driving at twice the legal speed limit, but you were high and had been drinking. I don’t care if you’re ‘young and stupid’ — we’re the same age. I don’t buy that excuse.

Now, let’s discuss your fans for a second. I’m not going to lecture you about being a role model or about how impressionable your young audience is because honestly, that’s not your problem. It’s not a 19-year-old singer’s job to teach large numbers of children right from wrong. Parents are supposed to do that.

Your (very dedicated) fanbase was obviously devastated after hearing about your arrest, as hashtags like “#FreeBieber” and “#PrayForJustin” were trending on Twitter.  Thousands of teenage girls worldwide are petitioning for the freedom of a stranger who was just arrested for something as reckless as a DUI. There’s something very wrong with that fact.

Then again, we’re talking about the same fans who trended the hashtag “#CutForJustin.” It worries me that they’re so dedicated to you, and that they cannot understand or accept the fact that you did something illegal.

Growing up, I poured over gossip magazines, yet here I am, completely normal. I witnessed some of my favourite stars do incredibly stupid things and I never once thought, ‘Hmm, driving drunk and getting arrested looks fun’! What I’m trying to tell you is simple: it’s time to grow up. It would be one thing if you were still a regular teenager back in Stratford, where you could egg a neighbour’s house or get in a fight, and it wouldn’t be headlining news. Unfortunately, you’re not. You’re an internationally known celebrity, and you know that everything you do is documented and discussed.

I know that you’re young and this is when you’re supposed to make mistakes, but didn’t you learn a lesson after the whole Brazilian brothel debacle a few months back? Or after the many assault allegations? If you really didn’t learn your lesson, then one would think you’d smarten up after egging your neighbour’s house, but you didn’t.

I don’t know about the people you hang out with, but my friends would definitely not put up with me acting like that. Where’s your mother?! Where’s your father? Oh wait, he was right beside you when you got arrested. Maybe we found the problem.

I think it’s time you take a well-deserved break from the spotlight. You’re a laughing stock right now, but it’s only a matter of time until the next celebrity “downward spiral” takes over the headlines. So, what I mean to say is stop being a douchebag, accept the consequences of your actions, and just pray that you don’t get deported. Trust me, Canada doesn’t want you any more than America does.

Yours truly,

Marco

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Get on your armour: it’s winter in the city

Photo by Keith Race

As the winter months drag on and the harsh Quebec temperatures start to take a toll on us, an outdoor music festival might not sound optimal. But don’t let the cold ruin your plans, go out and have some fun.

Even though the summer is synonymous with festivals, people may not see the winter months the same way.

Standing around in the frigid wind and snow all night is not everybody’s cup of tea. But, this is Montreal. There’s always something to do, even when it’s freezing out. How can we call ourselves Canadians if we cower inside all winter?

That’s where IglooFest comes in. The electronic music festival, which has been going strong for eight years now, doesn’t let a little thing like temperature get in the way. Year after year, thousands of people crowd the Old Port for a frosty night out with some of the best DJs around. It’s one of the hottest events of the season, no pun intended.

So what’s the appeal of an outdoor music festival in the winter?

First of all, it doesn’t matter what you wear. Some people spend days, even weeks, trying to figure out what trendy outfit to wear to Osheaga, but for an event like IglooFest, nobody will see your outfit.

Throw on your winter coat, a tuque, some gloves, and your warmest pair of boots, and you’re ready for your night out. No fuss, no muss.

There’s also no need to worry about sunburns, heatstroke, or unsightly sweat stains. Spending hours outside waiting in hopes of meeting your favourite band at Warped Tour takes a toll on you. If you go too long without water — which, considering how much a water bottle costs, will probably happen — or forget to put on sunscreen, you’ll be sorry. If you’re ingesting alcohol, it could be even worse.

In the winter, there’s no need to worry about any of that. As long as you avoid frostbite, you’ll be fine.

In the summer, being stuck in a crowd is far from enjoyable — having all of those sweaty, smelly people rubbing up against you.

Photo by Keith Race

However, if it’s below zero outside, chances are the crowd experience will be a lot more pleasant. Don’t forget, the best way to keep warm is body heat. Use that as your excuse to cozy up to someone and dance the night away.

Just like any other festival, you need to be prepared. Check the weather before you leave the house so that you dress appropriately. If it’s really cold out — which we all know is probable — you might want to wear an extra pair of socks and a thick sweater. You can also buy a pack of thermal hand warmers, which can be found at most dollar stores.

If you’re prepared, there’s no reason why you can’t have just as much fun in the snow as you do on the grass. So bundle up, get some drinks, and enjoy the music.

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Top 10 Most Controversial Music Videos

What makes a good music video? Blasphemy? Sex? Drugs? Violence? These featured artists weren’t afraid to stir up trouble and take some risks, though some of them probably shouldn’t have. Take some time to check out the uncensored music videos below — just make sure you’re not in public.

 

10. “I’m a Slave 4 U” – Britney Spears

This steamy video caused a stir among parents of young fans. It showed a sweat-drenched Britney writhing around sexily as her dancers surround her, breathing heavily. One of them even licks her. This solidified Britney’s transformation from girl-next-door to sex icon.

 

9. “Alejandro” – Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga caused a stir due to blasphemous imagery in this video, which portrayed Gaga dressed in a latex nun’s habit while swallowing a rosary, prompting Katy Perry to tweet  (though not mentioning Gaga’s name): “Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling fart jokes.” Ouch.

 

8. “Monster” – Kanye West Feat. Jay Z, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj. and Bon Iver

Another artist known for bold statements, this Kanye West video was damned by critics for being both misogynistic and disturbing. People were outraged over the portrayal of dead and dismembered models. Kanye fought back, saying “it is an art piece and it shall be taken as such.”

 

7. “Dirrty” – Christina Aguilera feat. Redman

The name says it all: this video is “dirrty.” It has everything from mud wrestlers and “furries” to Thai sex-tourism posters and X-Tina in a bikini and assless chaps. After its release, music stations had to air a warning before playing it due to its extremely sexual content.

 

6. “Stan” – Eminem feat. Dido

This video is told through the letters of a crazed Eminem fan who gets increasingly upset when his idol doesn’t respond to him. It becomes clear that he has a scary obsession; he even goes so far as to tie up his pregnant girlfriend and put her in the trunk of his car, which he eventually drives off a bridge. A heavily-censored version of the video aired on music stations.

 

5. “Cocoon” – Björk

This video features a naked Björk dancing around with strings coming out of her nipples before wrapping herself in a cocoon. For Björk? Completely normal. For us? Too much. It was banned from airing on prime-time TV for obvious reasons.

 

4. “Born Free” – M.I.A.

Two words: Ginger genocide. People didn’t take too kindly to redheads being rounded up and killed, regardless of what message M.I.A was trying to send. Though many applauded the singer’s creative and unapologetic vision, the graphic subject matter lead to the nine-minute video being banned from YouTube.

 

3. “Justify My Love” – Madonna

This list could’ve easily been composed solely of Madonna videos: “Erotica,” “Like A Prayer,” “American Life,”  she’s definitely not afraid of controversy. Like several of her videos, this one was banned from airing on MTV due to its nudity and highly-sexual themes, including sadomasochism, voyeurism, and scenes of Madonna with another woman.

 

2. “Smack My B*tch Up” – The Prodigy

This first-person perspective video portrays someone’s wild night out , which consists of snorting cocaine, visiting a strip club, drunk driving, and having sex with a stripper. At the end of the video, the protagonist is finally revealed: it’s a woman. Surprise! It was banned from TV in most countries, but due to massive demand, finally found its way onto late-night music shows.

 

1. (s)AINT – Marilyn Manson

Where to start with this video. Full-frontal nudity, oral sex, bondage, drug use —  Manson snorts cocaine off a Bible and uses a rosary to shoot heroin —  masturbation, self-harm, the list goes on. Marilyn Manson is known to be shocking, but this might go too far.

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What your iPod playlist says about you

What do your musical preferences say about what type of person you are? The Concordian conducted an experiment where writers asked strangers if they could check out their iPods to see if they could deduce their personalities based on their playlists.

If Lauriane’s iPod says anything about her, it’s that she’s a person who loves variety. She clearly can’t be easily defined, but I’m going to try. First, you’ll find the staples of most young women’s iPods: Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Carly Rae Jepsen – you get the idea. You may be under the impression that she’s your typical teeny bopper, but she’s full of surprises.

The mix of classical music and show tunes, such as Tchaikovsky’s “Swan Lake” and “Defying Gravity” from the popular Broadway musical Wicked, make me think Lauriane’s a prim and proper sort of person. Maybe she’s that studious girl sitting in your class frantically taking notes, or the timid one in the corner.

However, the numerous dance hits on her playlist, like “Sexy B*tch” by David Guetta and Akon, prove that Lauriane isn’t the quiet girl she comes off as. I bet she loves to let loose at the club, while belting out a Lady Gaga song and moving her hips Britney Spears-style. The fact that she also has some songs by En Vogue, Nelly and Daddy Yankee make me think that she’s not afraid to get down and dirty when given the opportunity.

With a little bit of classic rock thrown into the mix, Lauriane is obviously not only someone who likes to let loose, but who loves a good party and a great song to rock out to.

-Marco Saveriano

Flickr photo by Sucello Leiloles

One must never judge a book by its cover…but they never said anything about an iPod. I took Concordia student Briana Musto’s iPod and here are a few notable songs that jumped out at me:

“Yesterday” – The Beatles

“Dancing In The Dark” – Bruce Springsteen

“I’m God” – Clams Casino

“Sometimes You Can’t Make It On Your Own” – U2

“Miss You” – Ed Sheeran

“Tennis Court” – Lorde

“The Scientist”- Coldplay

“November Rain” – Guns ’N’ Roses

“Leave Out All The Rest” – Linkin Park

“Take A Walk” – Passion Pit

“Wipe Your Eyes” – Maroon 5

“Video Games” – Lana Del Rey

I can picture Briana being the type of person who enjoys tea, (Earl Grey? Mint? Maharaja Oolong Chai?) in the morning to go with her Coldplay, U2 and Ed Sheeran songs. Something that keeps her calm and relaxed. There’s also a lot of music in her playlists with acoustic instrumentation. Briana seems to take pride in her Italian heritage. She stays true to her roots with her inclusion of Italian music from artists like Tiziano Ferro, Zucchero and Il Volo.

Finally, I will admit, I was thrown off at the song, “I’m God” by Clams Casino: she doesn’t have a God complex…but I could be wrong. After listening to the song, I can deduce that it’s great, and so I guess we can say she’s humble.

-Julian McKenzie

 

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