Porcelain Pilgrim: A question of kindness
To all of those brave fellows who dare enter a gross and filthy washroom stall Ladies and gentlemen,…
Porcelain Pilgrim: The outdoor defecation
If you eat pizza and poutine when you’re lactose intolerant—you’re in for trouble Going off the topic of…
Porcelain Pilgrim: the library’s renovated washrooms
A meet-and-greet with the newly renovated high-tech school bathrooms Ladies and gentlemen of Concordia University, It has come…
Porcelain Pilgrim: the unclogging experience
Taking the plunger sometimes backfires… onto your face Ladies and gentlemen of Concordia, I’ve recently been a bit…
On reason and etiquette
Gentlemen of Concordia, it is through a strong sense of civic duty that I have been impelled to…