Aries &- March 21 to April 20
You are Let It Be. Recorded before Abbey Road but released afterwards. Which of you truly deserves the title of last album, which of you truly contain the Beatle’s last words. One thing is certain, we’d have missed out on some kick ass tunes if it weren’t for you. Song: Get Back
Taurus &- April 21 to May 21
You are Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club. Lets face is, people love you, Rolling Stone Magazine called you the best album of all time, but who’s listened to you seriously since they were 13. When everything is said and done, you are an alright album at best. Get over yourself. Song: She’s Leaving Home
Gemini &- May 22 to June 21
You are the White Album. Massive behemoth, album of two discs. Some think you’re too eclectic, too long, too random. But others, those loving others, think you’re length and complexities are your strengths. Song: Why Don’t We Do It in the Road
Cancer &- June 22 to July 23
You are Yellow Submarine. We love the song, we love the album, we love the movie. We, and by we I mean everyone in the whole world, loves everything about you. All I’ve ever wanted was a sky of blue and a sea of green, you gave them to me, in my imagination. Song: All Together Now
Leo &- July 24 to August 23
You are Magical Mystery Tour. Initially rejected as rubbish, you have proved your merit in the decades since you were originally released. If you are Magical Mystery Tour, could you please tell us if Paul is dead, or if he’s the Walrus, I can’t figure it out. Song: I Am the Walrus
Virgo &- August 24 to September 23
You are A Hard Day’s Night. What a sound, following in the tradition of old greats like Elvis Presley and Buddy Holly, yet forging a new and unique path forward. Even in 1964, you let us know that the boys from Liverpool had something going on. Song: Tell Me Why
Libra &- September 24 to October 23
You are Twist and Shout. You’re more of a compilation than an album, but you were many Canadian’s first introduction to the Beatles. You brought Beatlemania to the Great White North, and that is something to be proud of. Song: Love Me Do
Scorpio &- October 24 to November 23
You are Abbey Road. Fraught with riddles, you fuel the fires of conspiracy. LMW 28IF… What does it all mean? On one side, you’re all hits and singles, a straight John style rock album, but your back side is the epitome of Paul’s concept album fetish. Which side will you be this week? Song: Her Majesty
Sagittarius &- November 24 to December 21
You are Revolver. Decidedly bad ass, you are musician’s music, true rock and roll. Though you’re special for so many reasons, the most important is that you featured George Harrison’s first song. So let me thank you for giving George a voice. Song: Taxman
Capricorn &- December 22 to January 20
You are Help! You emerged from a period of emotional strife, and were released at the height of John’s pudgy phase. Undervalued and underappreciated, your critics never give you the respect you deserve. But some well tuned souls would agree that with you the Beatles truly found their sound. Song: You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away
Aquarius &- January 21 to February 19
You are Rubber Soul. You are relaxing and enlightening. Perfect for a Sunday afternoon. It shows that you were the band’s first album after they stopped touring. You were the fresh beginning they needed to kick of the second half of their decade. Song: Think For Yourself
Pisces &- February 20 to March 20
You are Please Please Me. First full length studio album, one wonders if you knew you were changing the world every time you felt the needle drop on your flat back. One also wonders whether the boys knew they would find themselves leaning over that same railing so many years later. Song: Chains