This week, pay attention to details at school – not just in class. You may be pleasantly surprised by what you find.
Do not take the escalator in the Hall building. It’ll most likely not be working. Use the elevator instead; you may make a new friend in that small space. Take that friend to your favorite spot the first time you hang and you’ll start things off perfectly.
Love is in the air! Keep an eye out for that special someone this week. Don’t forget to
sit on the left side of the class if you want to meet your future lover. Wear your favorite
underwear on your first date, otherwise your romance will be doomed.
Just as you are two-faced, so is your lover this week. Avoid studying at the library with
your significant other; it will cause nothing but problems. Instead, head to the closest
coffee shop; the more intimate vibe will save you in the long run.
Remember to prepare your method of payment for your coffee before getting to the register. No one likes the person rummaging through their bag to look for those 14 pennies they swear they have in there somewhere.
Speak to the people handing out flyers at and around Concordia. They can offer you the opportunity of a lifetime, if you just ask the right questions.
Look to your immediate left while studying. Use whatever you see as inspiration this
week. It is the best indicator of what will happen in your love life this week. If you happen to come across a rotten apple, your week will get a lot worse.
Go to Reggie’s on Thursday. If you don’t, your whole weekend will feel off-balance.
While at Reggie’s, steer clear of anyone wearing red and talk to at least one blond (guy or girl).
Please be careful crossing the street as your judgment will be impaired.
Do not ignore any vagrants while at the downtown campus: give them some change or
buy them a snack. This act of kindness will really improve your week and their day.
If you do not do this you will most probably receive a bad grade in the next week.
Be bold: raise your hand in class. Answer all questions posed in class; you will be the
object of someone’s affection if you put yourself out there. While answering questions be
wary of being wrong, otherwise you will come off as a fool.
Avoid wearing bright colours in class. This will draw some unwanted attention and may
jeopardize a relationship that you cherish. Instead, stick to black and neutral colours and
keep to yourself.
Be careful while walking around campus, something may fall on you (debris or even
bird poop). Always be on the look out for anything suspicious. You will be struck when you least expect it.
Be sure to use the washroom before attending class, otherwise you may find yourself in
a bad situation. While at the sink in the bathroom ask the person next to you the name of
their mother/father. This will be the name of your future lover.
You share a birthday with…
Sept. 21: Nicole Richie, Bill Murray, H.G. Wells
Sept. 22: Bonnie Hunt, Joan Jett, Tommy Lasorda
Sept. 23: Jason Alexander, Bruce Springsteen, Ray Charles
Sept. 24: Phil Hartman, Jim Henson, F. Scott Fitzgerald
Sept. 25: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Christopher Reeve, Barbara Walters
Sept. 26: Serena Williams, Olivia Newton-John, Edmund Gwenn
Sept. 27: Avril Lavigne, Lil Wayne, Gwyneth Paltrow