– “Don’t feel guilty for noticing that Billy Ray Cyrus’s divorce will be finalized in time for Miley’s 18th birthday.” – Kelly Oxford (@kellyoxford)
– “If there were no women, there would also be no candles.” – Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel)
– “”I want the Leafs to win. They’re my favourite team,” says Don Cherry. In case there’s any confusion.” – Steve Faguy (@fagstein)