Professor Wendy Wasliuk had just finished trying to convince a class of undergraduates at the University of Winnipeg that there was a rational explanation for the negative changes in Aboriginal women's role in the last 500 years, when an agitated young aboriginal woman raised her hand.
A recent study conducted by the University of Pennsylvania, used five cats in a three-day trial to see if the animals were more responsive to the simplified lolspeak dialect of English than to colloquial English, yielding fascinating results.
"This study's results suggest that degenerative language is a trait belonging solely to humans," said lead researcher Dr.
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